Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **WilliamC** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 16:40:48

Why I am so tempted to hit hornets nests with a baseball bat? Aside from the fact that I am stupid.

by **kruker** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 17:27:41

Lounging outside with a book and mlb.tv going on the laptop. If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 18:15:22

I'm watching this "How the Earth was Made" show on the History Channel and they're talking about tsunamis. That tsunami that hit Indonesia a few years back had an energy equal to that of the entire energy consumption by America in one year. Holy smokes.

by **WilliamC** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 18:57:31

I could really go for some good pizza right now. Actually good pizza.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 22:50:27

So you're saying you're too good for Canyon? Okay, that's pretty accurate.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 23:37:24

Look, eBay, I don't give a crap if the sunglasses were fake. They were only 25 bucks. I still want them.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 01:03:17

CalvinBall wrote:I thought sex wax was for surfboards.

Guess they've branched out.

by **kruker** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 01:43:43

I'm not denying the existence of NBA fans, hell there's evidence of them on this board, but I think I've only personally come across a handful of genuinely dedicated fans in my life. I feel like I should start taking pictures with them or at least have them sign some sort of affidavit to verify that they exist.

by **phatj** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 08:50:25

kruker wrote:I'm not denying the existence of NBA fans, hell there's evidence of them on this board, but I think I've only personally come across a handful of genuinely dedicated fans in my life. I feel like I should start taking pictures with them or at least have them sign some sort of affidavit to verify that they exist.

Once upon a time I was much more an NBA fan than an MLB fan. Now I don't follow basketball at all. It was only because of the crawler during Sunday Night Baseball last night that I learned that the Sixers and Magic series was tied.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 09:55:39

Head colds are pretty crappy. Maybe it is the start of the swine flu?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:18:38

LIFE IS GOOD

no one even noticed i was an hour late

by **CFP** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:31:52

The Daily Local must be the worst paper out there.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:37:44

BONERS?!?!?!?!?!?

by **kruker** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:18:13

Such a bad day to be doing heavy labor outside. I should have checked the weather forecast before scheduling this nonsense.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:20:19

Wiffle ball at the azalea gardens, noon, don't be late

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:23:34

Artweek comes out once a month

by **phatj** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:36:59

Is it about art at least?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:47:01

by **Bakestar** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:48:18

It's called "Garfunkling".

by **Wizlah** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:56:33

Bakestar wrote:It's called "Garfunkling".

whoa. I thought that was malcolm gladwell. Clearly I'm getting old, and my eyes grow dim.

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