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Postby kruker » Tue Apr 28, 2009 23:47:00

I can't tell if Leatherheads sucks or if I can't buy Renee Zellweger as being attractive.

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Postby WilliamC » Tue Apr 28, 2009 23:50:20

I don't know why but I think she was so hot in Me, Myself and Irene.
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Postby pacino » Wed Apr 29, 2009 00:23:17

WilliamC wrote:I don't know why but I think she was so hot in Me, Myself and Irene.

yeah, that's about the hottest she's ever been. something happened after that...botox?
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Postby kruker » Wed Apr 29, 2009 00:30:50

She's not terrible, but come on, Clooney ain't fightin' over that.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Apr 29, 2009 09:12:00

I thought Leatherheads was ok

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Postby Bakestar » Wed Apr 29, 2009 09:44:03

I've said before that supermarkets on weekdays in pretty well-heeled towns are great prowling grounds for hot moms, in their track pants and sleeveless tops and sports bras, oh madon'!
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Postby FTN » Wed Apr 29, 2009 13:58:48

pepsi throwback?

really?

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Postby td11 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 13:59:42

i'm gonna be moving out for the first time ever this september. i'm projecting to have at least a couple hundred to blow on useless shit. so far my list is:

xbox 360 (rip, 2004 model)
new shoez
record player (one of them new-fangled digital ones)
digital camera (somehow, i don't have one)


i realize immediately that i'll only be able to afford, like, one of those things, tops. maybe two.
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Postby FTN » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:00:52

get a camera.

forget the other crap.

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Postby td11 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:03:53

how much should that cost me, approximately?
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:05:59

What's a digital record player?
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Postby FTN » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:07:13

i got mine at ritz camera when it was on sale.

this is the package i got Link

Its $700 through Amazon. You might be able to find it a little cheaper elsewhere. Or you can get the D40, which is the model below the D60.

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Postby td11 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:18:06

TenuredVulture wrote:What's a digital record player?


like this

thanks, flops. that's probably a bit out of my range, but i'll be on the lookout for some deals. i hope woody's thread comes through.
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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:57:01

i've owned two digital cameras and found that i never used them. i'll try to stray away from buying another one for a long time.



text conversation that just happened around 12:45 between me and my friend, who presumably is still in State College:
her: want to get lunch?
me: when?
her: 1:15ish?
me: where at?
her: i don't care. any suggestions?
me: somewhere in Northeast Philly
her: oh crap, i had no idea who i was texting

really?
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Postby 1 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 14:58:25

break a neck on a table
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Apr 29, 2009 15:01:50

td11 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:What's a digital record player?


like this

thanks, flops. that's probably a bit out of my range, but i'll be on the lookout for some deals. i hope woody's thread comes through.


Is that a dj type thing?
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Postby td11 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 15:03:37

oh, i didn't look, i just linked the first google search result i got. i don't want a dj thing, i'm not that hipster. i just want a regular turntable. my dad is in india currently and he had a bunch of old vinyls there that i'm hoping he brings back.

also, that link seems dead. here's what i meant
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Apr 29, 2009 15:10:11

I didn't realize they were that cheap these days. I might replace my old one.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Apr 29, 2009 15:10:41

td11 wrote:oh, i didn't look, i just linked the first google search result i got. i don't want a dj thing, i'm not that hipster. i just want a regular turntable. my dad is in india currently and he had a bunch of old vinyls there that i'm hoping he brings back.

also, that link seems dead. here's what i meant



A couple of weeks ago, woot had a USB turntable. Here's a link, keep an eye out. They might show up in the next wootoff. I don't know if that floats your boat or not, but I thought it seemed pretty neat. I have no vinyl though.
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Postby dajafi » Wed Apr 29, 2009 15:28:00

td11 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:What's a digital record player?


like this


I've got one of those. It's pretty cool. But I have to admit I used it only to digitize (part of) my record collection in 2007, and haven't turned it on since.

It's actually kind of sad, but unless I'm in a rented car with a CD player I pretty much never listen to music anymore other than on the computer and iPod. My faithful stereo which I've brought through something like twelve moves since the early '90s is basically now a dust collector.

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