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Postby FTN » Mon Apr 27, 2009 14:13:29

the commercial with all the midget stock brokers thing freaks me out like nothing else.

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Postby dajafi » Mon Apr 27, 2009 14:26:46

I'm about to go to the DMV in hopes of renewing my drivers license. Pray for me.

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 14:55:00

i guess i'll start this paper now that i've backed myself into a corner and have an hour to do it.

college!!!
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Postby Werthless » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:12:40

Beer Goggles a Myth?

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:19:30

Werthless wrote:Beer Goggles a Myth?


The idea, which they seem to miss, is that beer makes everything seem awesome and like a good idea, especially stuff that you are smart enough to avoid doing sober. Fucking a fat chick? Awesome. Eating mediocre pizza? Awesome. Getting in a brawl? Awesome. Watching baseball and posting frantically on a message board? Awesome.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:38:04

Werthless wrote:Beer Goggles a Myth?

research fail

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Postby philliesr98 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:39:42

beer goggles really don't make anything look better... they just make you not give a flying fuck....
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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:41:29

philliesr98 wrote:beer goggles really don't make anything look better... they just make you not give a flying $#@!....


exactly.

nobody looks better. it's just that nothing seems like a terrible idea.
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Postby Werthless » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:42:05

Yeah, so I guess beer goggles is a bit of a misnomer then.

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:43:29

this is probably just me, but i always think a decision over like 30x when i'm drunk. (unless i'm blacked out).
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:44:01

Werthless wrote:Yeah, so I guess beer goggles is a bit of a misnomer then.

Did you think people were really wearing goggles made out of beer?

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:45:00

i've found that keystone has the best refracting index
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Postby philliesr98 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:47:24

td11 wrote:this is probably just me, but i always think a decision over like 30x when i'm drunk. (unless i'm blacked out).


yes, and i have also done the "ask a friend if this a good/bad idea"

turns out 95% of the time they are just as drunk as you and they are like "yeaaaaaaa, thats a fantastic idea!"


and it's never really fantastic, is it...
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Postby Werthless » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:47:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Werthless wrote:Yeah, so I guess beer goggles is a bit of a misnomer then.

Did you think people were really wearing goggles made out of beer?

I wear these to drink. They get blurry.

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 15:55:18

philliesr98 wrote:
td11 wrote:this is probably just me, but i always think a decision over like 30x when i'm drunk. (unless i'm blacked out).


yes, and i have also done the "ask a friend if this a good/bad idea"

turns out 95% of the time they are just as drunk as you and they are like "yeaaaaaaa, thats a fantastic idea!"


and it's never really fantastic, is it...


my friends are boners who would never ever ever man the harpoons so i'd never actually ask them, but i do know what you mean. (there are a couple i trust but the rest are dicks).

so far, so good.
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Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 16:15:33

Werthless wrote:Beer Goggles a Myth?


It's nice to see that Time Magazine hasn't gotten complacent with its investigative journalism after all these years.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 27, 2009 16:17:30

td11 wrote:
philliesr98 wrote:
td11 wrote:this is probably just me, but i always think a decision over like 30x when i'm drunk. (unless i'm blacked out).


yes, and i have also done the "ask a friend if this a good/bad idea"

turns out 95% of the time they are just as drunk as you and they are like "yeaaaaaaa, thats a fantastic idea!"


and it's never really fantastic, is it...


my friends are boners who would never ever ever man the harpoons so i'd never actually ask them, but i do know what you mean. (there are a couple i trust but the rest are dicks).

so far, so good.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Postby momadance » Mon Apr 27, 2009 16:22:27

Christ, I make the absolute worst decisions when I'm drunk.

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 17:29:02

Bill McNeal wrote:
td11 wrote:
philliesr98 wrote:
td11 wrote:this is probably just me, but i always think a decision over like 30x when i'm drunk. (unless i'm blacked out).


yes, and i have also done the "ask a friend if this a good/bad idea"

turns out 95% of the time they are just as drunk as you and they are like "yeaaaaaaa, thats a fantastic idea!"


and it's never really fantastic, is it...


my friends are boners who would never ever ever man the harpoons so i'd never actually ask them, but i do know what you mean. (there are a couple i trust but the rest are dicks).

so far, so good.


ok steagles.
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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 27, 2009 17:29:39

td11 wrote:i guess i'll start this paper now that i've backed myself into a corner and have an hour to do it.

college!!!


27 minutes late. goddamnit. i hope she doesn't notice.
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