Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 01:02:23

Drop crotch pants-really?

I mean I need them , but....

by **kruker** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 01:16:45

3 texts and a phone call later and I'm quickly reminded of the downside of hooking up with a 20 year old girl.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 01:33:15

I'm still pumped/wired from the Phillies game. Don't know what to do with all of this energy this late.

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 07:16:47

kruker wrote:3 texts and a phone call later and I'm quickly reminded of the downside of hooking up with a 20 year old girl.

One text later and I'm quickly reminded of the downside of hooking up with a crazy 31(?)-year-old woman.

MISSION COUGAR HUNTER ACCOMPLISHED

by **phatj** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 07:58:01

Christ, 31 is a cougar?

by **Trent Steele** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:09:51

So, we're all gonna die from Pig Flu. Smoke em if you gotta em.

by **VoxOrion** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:20:35

OMG if this dude doesn't stop roto-tilling his back yard I'm going to scream. It's too early to have a pounding headache.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:21:13

Why do a lot of the older posters think it is amusing to deliberately misspell words?

by **Trent Steele** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:23:29

jerseyhoya wrote:Why do a lot of the older posters think it is amusing to deliberately misspell words?

define older

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:24:55

I just mean TomatoPie and drsmooth

by **Trent Steele** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:26:07

jerseyhoya wrote:I just mean TomatoPie and drsmooth

Dementia?

by **Bucky** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 10:26:46

we don't do it on poirpose we're just senile

by **smitty** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:53:48

Bucky wrote:we don't do it on poirpose we're just senile

Yes. What he said.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:02:42

It's these dang newfangled keyboards--they're so mushy. I need to get one of them old fashioned IBM clicky keyboards.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:03:22

I enjoy a good misspelling.

by **VoxOrion** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:07:19

I suspect smooth spends more time thinking about how he will deliberately misspell a word than on forming the thought he's trying to convey.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:29:03

I want to go out just because it's nice, but if I do, I'll find a way to blow my monies, probably like 60 of them. Know thyself.

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:33:19

phatj wrote:Christ, 31 is a cougar?

If you're 23, I'd say so.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:35:20

way to go big b

smack it flip it rub it down

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:38:23

Barry Jive wrote:
phatj wrote:Christ, 31 is a cougar?

If you're 23, I'd say so.

Really? I don't know. When I was 27, I briefly dated a 33 year old.

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