Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:13:25

The fact that the Office of Science & Technology Policy's website has a blank page for Leadership & Staff is amusing to me.

http://www.ostp.gov/cs/about_ostp/leadership_staff

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:13:34

No. You can text ChaCha (242242) and ask it a question and a real person will answer you. I am going to be one of those real people that answers questions. You get like 11 cents for every answer.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:14:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I thought you were going to teach me how to dance.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:15:22

There are girls lying in bikinis outside my office window. Not really helping to quell the I-can't-wait-to-get-out-of-here-and-start-drinking vibe

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:16:13

CalvinBall wrote:No. You can text ChaCha (242242) and ask it a question and a real person will answer you. I am going to be one of those real people that answers questions. You get like 11 cents for every answer.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:17:33

Maybe 2 of those 11 cents should go to a marketing campagna

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:17:33

The game thread is either going to be 8 pages long tonight, or look like this in the 8th inning: yay rany OPOP woooooo were al gonna get layedd

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:17:48

Is that Tommy Lasorda?

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:18:35

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Maybe 2 of those 11 cents should go to a marketing campagna

You just don't hang out with hip people.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:19:54

You don't know anything. Housh is a hip people.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:20:32

At least we can tell Calvin and Bill apart again.

by **Bucky** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:20:37

Grotewold wrote:There are girls lying in bikinis outside my office window. Not really helping to quell the I-can't-wait-to-get-out-of-here-and-start-drinking vibe

I prefer my bikini chicks be truthful

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:20:53

I'm gonna text chacha and ask if I'm a hip people.

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:22:52

I don't know about you guys but I am having fun. Only like 20 some more minutes of video to go.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:24:30

Ask chacha who the Birds are drafting tomorrow

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:24:35

I just texted "is housh hip" to 242-242. I'm awaiting an answer.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:26:17

Jesus, this is slow. why would you not just go on Wikipedia or something and get a better answer than 160 characters could provide.

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:27:16

It is kinda fun. Some times they provide humorous answers and you know if you don't have a computer available.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:28:04

answer: "housh is not a word in the dictionary. Did you mean hush or hash? If you meant hash, as in the drug, it is illegal to possess and is, therefor not hip. If you meant another word clarify and text us back."

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:29:49

Illegal != hip?

ChaCha don't know cha!

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