Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:38:42

Ugh. You have to watch 60 some minutes of instructional video before I can make the big bucks.

by **Bucky** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:41:07

CalvinBall wrote:Ugh. You have to watch 60 some minutes of instructional video before I can make the big bucks.

WELL IF I SIT THROUGH THAT BORING VIDEO FOR YOU BUSTER YOU BETTER SHARE SOME OF THEM BIG BUCKS WITH ME

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:43:40

CalvinBall wrote:Ugh. You have to watch 60 some minutes of instructional video before I can make the big bucks.

When I used to work at Staples, I had to sit through instructional video for a week and also complete around 30 different tests within my first month, to certify me as ready to earn $8/hour.

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:45:12

Bucky wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:Ugh. You have to watch 60 some minutes of instructional video before I can make the big bucks.

WELL IF I SIT THROUGH THAT BORING VIDEO FOR YOU BUSTER YOU BETTER SHARE SOME OF THEM BIG BUCKS WITH ME

What?

by **Bakestar** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:48:20

Reese's Pieces = good candy

by **phatj** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:48:31

Bucky wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:Ugh. You have to watch 60 some minutes of instructional video before I can make the big bucks.

WELL IF I SIT THROUGH THAT BORING VIDEO FOR YOU BUSTER YOU BETTER SHARE SOME OF THEM BIG BUCKS WITH ME

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:48:45

Just ate lunch with a mutual fund wholesaler, his name was Ramsey Gordon, he was not British.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:48:49

Bakestar wrote:Reese's Pieces = good candy

FUCK YEAH WOOOOOo

by **Bakestar** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:52:09

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:52:53

Bill McNeal wrote:Just ate lunch with a mutual fund wholesaler, his name was Ramsey Gordon, he was not British.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 14:56:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Just ate lunch with a mutual fund wholesaler, his name was Ramsey Gordon, he was not British.

nor a celebrity chef.

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:01:19

When the guy gave examples of questions he said "What is the score of the Phillies game?" WORD!!!

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:03:52

I know this is the random thoughts thread, but does anyone have any clue what anyone else is talking about right now?

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:07:02

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:08:23

Bill McNeal wrote:I know this is the random thoughts thread, but does anyone have any clue what anyone else is talking about right now?

Not at all.

NEW JAMBOROO

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:09:04

I like turtles.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:09:49

At my parents house, I have to use the internet in the dark else I'll wake up the turtles.

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:10:07

Do you old heads not know what Cha Cha is? Is that the problem?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:10:41

I thought you were going to teach me how to dance.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 24, 2009 15:10:43

I listened to Missy Elliot's "Work It" yesterday so I assumed you were talking about female genitalia.

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