Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **dajafi** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 16:07:14

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

I'm pretty sure that were one to run that "If They Mated" gag Conan O'Brien used to do, you'd get Larry David.

by **WilliamC** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 16:40:09

I pretty much never get headaches but I've got a doozy right now. It hurts through my face to my forehead and even my ears are throbbing. Feels like someone just set off a few bombs.

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 17:18:55

A guy in my office complex brought his son to work today. He was filling potholes in the parking lot.

It was awesome.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 17:24:03

I was pretty happy my day off fell on this stupid bring your kid to work day now. As I recall, it was started as Bring Your Daughter To Work Day in order as some sort of part of the Women's Liberation movement. Now everyone's invited and it's worthless. It should be called Show Your Kid How Boring Your Life Is Day.

Edit: Apparently this started in '93. What the hell?

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 17:31:16

What do I have to do to get a second Liberty Bell? I'm guessing it's around 5000 posts, which seems so close yet so far away

by **phatj** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 17:42:23

Barry Jive wrote:What do I have to do to get a second Liberty Bell? I'm guessing it's around 5000 posts, which seems so close yet so far away

Drink during games

by **Werthless** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 17:49:37

I need a new sig. Next person to say something stupid runs the risk of being memorialized in every one of my posts.

by **VoxOrion** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 18:20:38

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO RAISE YOUR HAND AND JUST TALK, ask or answer a question or STFU

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 19:23:11

Ok, it has dropped about 10 degrees in my office in the last hour...what are they doing in here tonight?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 19:26:11

Werthless wrote:I need a new sig. Next person to say something stupid runs the risk of being memorialized in every one of my posts.

Whenever I catch a glance at your current sig, I still missread it as "Of all trannies...".

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 19:37:14

hell week is (basically) ovaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 19:40:54

NUM YUMMY

by **WilliamC** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:08:07

td11 wrote:hell week is (basically) ovaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hope nothing too bad happened.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:10:44

Is hell week finals week? I always loved finals week, like three classes and tons of partying.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:13:12

Apparently, this lady that loves to eat tofu applied for this vanity plate...

The Colorado DMV turned it down, saying it can be misconstrued as something else. Gee, I wonder what.

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:20:18

nah, nothing serious willy. i had a lab report due and 2 tests today, one in my grad level class. it was horrible, i've been up for like 33 hrs, so i'm a bit delirious.

our finals ain't til the last week of may, mang.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:21:23

so what is hell week? mid-terms?

maybe college is just different for science majors.

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:23:22

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so what is hell week? mid-terms?

maybe college is just different for science majors.

we just have certain days that suck because everything somehow falls in the same day.

this is going to be a good evening

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:26:48

sometimes i really wish i could just text people that he-man "SHUT UP!" graemlin instead of actual responses.

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 20:32:15

You know, you can right?

:idea:

When iPhone 3.0 comes out, I'm going to load many pertinent graemlins on my phone and text them to people as necessary.

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