Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **td11** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 17:38:57

dude, i literally had to recite the alphabet in my head so that that situation wouldn't arise.

(i'm sorry).

by **WilliamC** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 18:36:46

And don't ever dance with a girl while wearing only boxers and windbreaker suit. Unless you want to send a message.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 19:02:40

Posting from class, on a desktop computer,

from the future

the year TWO THOUSAND

by **MrsVox** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 19:20:04

It was just hailing here.

by **Slowhand** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 19:24:33

It's been a long time since I've had lasagna. And I want lasagna really bad right now. But who's going to cook it? Not me, that's for sure.

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 19:33:08

I've found that making food I like isn't nearly as hard as I thought it would be.

by **VoxOrion** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 21:09:43

That "We didn't start the flame war" video is almost so well done I feel like I can't properly appreciate it. Like something needs to be half assed amateur to truly be impressive on the internet.

by **Bakestar** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 22:06:39

I had a fairly restless night last night with very vivid dreams.

One of them was a Sopranos/Godfather mashup with all of the main characters just shooting each other in the heads. Disturbing.

In the other I came up with the brilliant idea of launching a cable channel that just played music videos, 24 hours a day!

by **Woody** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 23:25:25

VoxOrion wrote:That "We didn't start the flame war" video is almost so well done I feel like I can't properly appreciate it. Like something needs to be half assed amateur to truly be impressive on the internet.

I almost want to watch a behind the scenes how they made it version. Almost

by **WilliamC** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 23:34:53

Woody wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:That "We didn't start the flame war" video is almost so well done I feel like I can't properly appreciate it. Like something needs to be half assed amateur to truly be impressive on the internet.

I almost want to watch a behind the scenes how they made it version. Almost

That was awesome. I just typed it in google after reading these posts prompting and just hilarious you freakin douchebags!

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 23:47:10

real talk, cannot wait for 7/25

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 23:50:58

it's bittersweet when me and my buddy do really well at Quizzo but don't win because some team of 18 dickheads beats us by one point. we've only won once, i think, but we've placed top-three about 5 times. we're generally the best two-man team in the Northeast.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 00:02:53

bugbear should be in the Internet Hall of Fame of Lurkers. i see that name about 15 times a week and s/he has 25 posts.

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 00:29:30

one of the enzymes involved in RNA transcription is PAP and it made me think of phight.

meatball and him need to come back into our bsg lives.

i second your feelings on 7/25, barry. we're on the same football team, right?

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 00:31:55

i dunno, what is it, sit v. stand?

by **td11** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 00:37:35

more like youngins vs. old people.

also, this video is badass.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-p-QajenM0[/youtube]

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 00:43:45

i think we should just pick two captains and pick out teams schoolyard-style. change teams if deemed necessary.

no more science videos, jerk

by **Monkeyboy** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 03:20:24

Bakestar wrote:I had a fairly restless night last night with very vivid dreams.

One of them was a Sopranos/Godfather mashup with all of the main characters just shooting each other in the heads. Disturbing.

In the other I came up with the brilliant idea of launching a cable channel that just played music videos, 24 hours a day!

I also had a vivid dream night last night, but mine was much more boring. I decided that I wanted to drive to Alaska during my two weeks off and I kept calling people at work to ask them in a cheeky voice, "Guess what time zone I'm in." Even though it's not funny, everyone thought it was hysterical.

by **Woody** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 08:20:25

by **Wizlah** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 08:28:49

Woody wrote:

Maybe it works that way in your mother's basement, pal.

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