Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **uncle milt** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 08:46:23

when he wants a job he's joseph's son. when he calls out, he's god's son. geez.

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 09:21:05

Barry Jive wrote:it's bittersweet when me and my buddy do really well at Quizzo but don't win because some team of 18 dickheads beats us by one point. we've only won once, i think, but we've placed top-three about 5 times. we're generally the best two-man team in the Northeast.

I used to go to that every week and a local bar. We won regulary too. People started using iPhones though to get every answer. It became way too frustrating to play because it was impossible to beat Google. So we gave up and stopped going.

by **uncle milt** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 09:51:03

johnny goodtimes oh oh oh my goodness

by **lethal** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:06:31

So I went out to the client's office as scheduled this morning. I show up and no one else on my team is here, which seems odd. Turns out, the meeting was moved to this afternoon and no one bothered to let me know, so now I'm sitting here at a client twiddling my thumbs.

Also, they got rid of the free sodas. I always looked forward to that perk when I came out here 4 times a year.

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:39:59

lethal wrote:So I went out to the client's office as scheduled this morning. I show up and no one else on my team is here, which seems odd. Turns out, the meeting was moved to this afternoon and no one bothered to let me know, so now I'm sitting here at a client twiddling my thumbs.

Also, they got rid of the free sodas. I always looked forward to that perk when I came out here 4 times a year.

Can't you leave and go to a coffee place or something and come back later?

by **VFB** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:14:53

Another major plot line involved high school sweethearts Donna and David. Donna's strict Catholic upbringing prevented her from having premarital sex with David, which causes tension in their relationship during season 4 after which David breaks up with her and spirals into a stint with drugs before he is given a reality check when he loses his toddler sister Erin in the park while he is supposed to be watching her.

god bless wikipedia

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:16:06

Ummm, Party of Five?

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:31:24

No! Smurfs!

by **Marion** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:13:06

VFB wrote:
Another major plot line involved high school sweethearts Donna and David. Donna's strict Catholic upbringing prevented her from having premarital sex with David, which causes tension in their relationship during season 4 after which David breaks up with her and spirals into a stint with drugs before he is given a reality check when he loses his toddler sister Erin in the park while he is supposed to be watching her.

god bless wikipedia

That's not even correct. Wikipedia can't even be factual about pop culture.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:17:31

A not insignificant percentage of threads on the HWGA board are devoted to listing who you would like to slap or punch or otherwise see vilified.

by **MrsVox** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:33:39

Marion wrote:
VFB wrote:
Another major plot line involved high school sweethearts Donna and David. Donna's strict Catholic upbringing prevented her from having premarital sex with David, which causes tension in their relationship during season 4 after which David breaks up with her and spirals into a stint with drugs before he is given a reality check when he loses his toddler sister Erin in the park while he is supposed to be watching her.

god bless wikipedia

That's not even correct. Wikipedia can't even be factual about pop culture.

Should I be embarrassed that I know this.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:34:15

90210?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:58:50

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 13:00:11

Do you think Gene Wilder has ever gotten a haircut, or do you think he just pulls it out when it's getting too long?

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 14:21:56

THANK YOU for mulching on the day I'm having my home appraised so that the entire place smells like poop!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 14:22:49

That's good, right? Lower taxes?

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 14:23:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:That's good, right? Lower taxes?

Looking to refinance... lower value = less equity = sad panda

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 14:27:51

sorrrrrry

by **Bakestar** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 14:31:05

I'm thinking of rocking a quick shit in the dining room so I can at least explain the smell.

"Oh yeah, the smell. I just shit on the carpet!"

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 15:49:33

My dad bought me a pair of Chuck Taylors when I was in like 4th grade. I was like, "What the hell? When am I ever going to wear these?"

I say this now because I'm gonna go buy a pair now.

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