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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:42:50

Well that means it's played out.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:44:00

SEVENTEEN MINUTES TO FAP CITY

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Postby CFP » Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:57:03

Anyone want to help me find how many text messages I have sent and received this month? I have no idea how to check it.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:57:51

AWWWWWWW HELLLLLLLLLL NO

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Postby mickbayne » Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:58:01

Should be able to figure that out by logging into your account on your provider's website.
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Postby CFP » Fri Apr 24, 2009 16:58:32

Any way to do it from the phone? Verizon customer here. I have no idea if we even have an account online.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:00:34

On verizon dial #data and hit send. On AT&T dial *data# and send. If you have another carrier, you should get verizon or an iPhone.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:01:33

That'll be 11 cents.
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Postby CFP » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:01:35

Thank you.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:02:47

I asked chacha who the eagles will draft. It said pettigrew. Oh snap.
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Postby Bakestar » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:13:38

Me: Does Superman have a beard?

ChaCha: No, Superman doesn't have a beard although, there was a comic where Lois told him he needed to shave & he did using heat vision.
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Woody » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:28:51

Greatest trivia cheat since Shazam?
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Postby Woody » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:31:05

Bill McNeal wrote:I asked chacha who the eagles will draft. It said pettigrew. Oh snap.


FAIL

"Speculation i that the Philadelphia Eagles will draft Louis Delmas, FS, Western Michigan. Their first pick is number 28."
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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:40:41

Oh Christ. What is this... Twitter, cmon chacha, get your head out of your ass.
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Postby Woody » Fri Apr 24, 2009 17:42:05

Bill McNeal wrote:Oh Christ. What is this... Twitter, cmon chacha, get your head out of your ass.


some little snot nosed kid like Calvin Ball just searched the web and pasted a 3 month old rumor. i feel cheated
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Postby td11 » Fri Apr 24, 2009 18:02:40

this is awesome.
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Postby uncle milt » Fri Apr 24, 2009 21:55:10

did anyone else go to "this american life" on thursday night?

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 24, 2009 22:39:32

I have no idea what to think of this.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Apr 24, 2009 22:55:52

I think there's a slim possibility that I was Becky Quick's TA.
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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Apr 25, 2009 00:27:21

Woody wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:Oh Christ. What is this... Twitter, cmon chacha, get your head out of your ass.


some little snot nosed kid like Calvin Ball just searched the web and pasted a 3 month old rumor. i feel cheated


I AM NOT A KID HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU

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