Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **CalvinBall** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 13:57:19

One of my 24 yr old friends is married to a 30 year old.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 14:31:00

i swear the idiots in the area call each other up and decide to meet in the parking lot of the turkey hill at park road and 73 every saturday at noonish. you're lucky if you come out of there unscathed.

by **BigEd76** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 14:51:50

CalvinBall wrote:One of my 24 yr old friends is married to a 30 year old.

Cole?

by **MrsVox** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 17:37:19

It's too hot to cook, especially when this chair in front of the window has such a nice breeze.

by **phatj** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 18:15:26

MrsVox wrote:It's too hot to cook, especially when this chair in front of the window has such a nice breeze.

Grill FTW

by **MrsVox** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 18:53:23

phatj wrote:
MrsVox wrote:It's too hot to cook, especially when this chair in front of the window has such a nice breeze.

Grill FTW

Grilling is part of the plan, but so is oven fries, so it evens out.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 18:56:49

TenuredVulture wrote:It's these dang newfangled keyboards--they're so mushy. I need to get one of them old fashioned IBM clicky keyboards.

Here ya go...

(Dunno if that dude still has 'em though)

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 19:00:35

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:It's these dang newfangled keyboards--they're so mushy. I need to get one of them old fashioned IBM clicky keyboards.

Here ya go...

(Dunno if that dude still has 'em though)

How much? Nevermind. It has to be an authentic IBM, not some knockoff.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 21:52:12

NO JACKET NECESSARY

by **ReadingPhilly** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 22:54:50

i was going out 3/4 times a week with my two other unemployed good friends. now one up and moved to california and the other got a job and is in ohio for a few weeks at a time and is moving to philly. didn't go out last night, don't feel like going out tonight. i kind of like the solitude/health benefits/money savings though.

by **Bakestar** » Sat Apr 25, 2009 23:03:59

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:It's these dang newfangled keyboards--they're so mushy. I need to get one of them old fashioned IBM clicky keyboards.

Here ya go...

(Dunno if that dude still has 'em though)

The Carpal Tunnel Deluxe Model

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 01:40:21

Judges' ruling: She was definitely a cougar. I also am now terrified this is going to turn into some Fatal Attraction shit.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 09:55:22

TenuredVulture wrote:
Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:It's these dang newfangled keyboards--they're so mushy. I need to get one of them old fashioned IBM clicky keyboards.

Here ya go...

(Dunno if that dude still has 'em though)

How much? Nevermind. It has to be an authentic IBM, not some knockoff.

But this'un has a built in calculator :idea:

Actually, I have a keyboard like that one on my dev box. Got it on eBay a few years ago for around 30 bux. It's teh awesome... the very definition of an old tyme clicky keyboard.

Are there any "computer parts" stores in your neck of the woods, the kind that sell old computer parts (like this one that's about 10-20 miles from me)? You might be able to find an old IBM one at such a place.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:42:26

Got a package in the mail yesterday, a free bar of this...

Unexpected free stuff is kewl 8-)

(even though I've never used any kind of drum stick grip stuffs)

by **dajafi** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:51:32

So obviously this swine flu thing is the beginning of "The Stand," right?

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 13:19:20

I thought sex wax was for surfboards.

by **Bakestar** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 14:05:12

dajafi wrote:So obviously this swine flu thing is the beginning of "The Stand," right?

Baby, can you dig your man?

by **The Dude** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 14:11:32

So I'm walking down the aisle on my flight last night, and this huge woman is taking up half my seat, eating pound cake out of a ziploc bag. She got pissed when i sat down and had to get something out of my pocket, then told her friend she was wedged in there. No fucking duh jackass

by 1 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 14:15:28

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Got a package in the mail yesterday, a free bar of this...

Unexpected free stuff is kewl

(even though I've never used any kind of drum stick grip stuffs)

Gorilla snot FTW

by **WilliamC** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 16:36:42

I disagree with Barry Jive that hangovers are fun. Might as well drink it out.

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