Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:23:17

Rachel Ray's probably the worst famous cook in the country. But I'd bend her over the counter.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:26:05

by **Woody** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:27:12

yeah she might be that skinny

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:27:38

more cushion kid, more cushion.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:29:32

some guy i work with eats mayo straight out of the jar with a spoon

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:29:52

I was at a meeting Friday, and the head of the PA, NJ, NY region of my company said if we didn't change a core rate on bla-bla-bla we'd "whack off 3 or 4% of our client base" I had to hold in a giggle.

I'm 28 years old.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:30:52

The next random thoughts thread should be more thoughts about buildings and food.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:33:45

I had a miserable lunch. I need a bangin' supper to make up for it. Thoughts?

by **Woody** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:35:07

Bakestar wrote:I had a miserable lunch. I need a bangin' supper to make up for it. Thoughts?

bangers and mash

by **Grotewold** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:37:42

Bakestar wrote:I had a miserable lunch. I need a bangin' supper to make up for it. Thoughts?

A Christmas goose, or a pot pie

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:39:21

mex-I-CAN!

by **EndlessSummer** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:49:50

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If anyone is feeling entrepreneurial and wants to open a Thai, Indian, or Vietnamese place by the art museum around Fairmount and Pennsylvania, you will make a billion dollars just off museum staff.

If you have a few people get an order together, Tiffin delivers to almost everywhere in the city, and their Indian food is amazing. And the delivery guy wears a suit and tie, which is endearing.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:50:15

Bakestar wrote:I had a miserable lunch. I need a bangin' supper to make up for it. Thoughts?

Sushi.

by **lethal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:50:24

td11 wrote:i do not like curry.

chicken butter masala nom nom

is that like butter chicken? samosa chat is my fave. had it over the weekend.

by **lethal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:52:43

dajafi wrote:I maybe should have gotten Indian for lunch today. But you guys with your sandwich sandwich sandwich...

You up for meeting up in Jackson Heights for Indian at any point? Or I guess 6th Street would be easier.

by **dajafi** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 16:58:22

lethal wrote:
dajafi wrote:I maybe should have gotten Indian for lunch today. But you guys with your sandwich sandwich sandwich...

You up for meeting up in Jackson Heights for Indian at any point? Or I guess 6th Street would be easier.

Been to the places on 6th St many times, but never to Jackson Heights. That's an intriguing idea.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 17:01:48

lol BROMANCE

by **lethal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 17:05:55

nerdmance?

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 17:13:40

brosluts

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 17:22:23

phatj wrote:My company announced a total no-smoking policy today. Not just in the building (duh) but anywhere on the premises. People are going ape-$#@! here right now.

The factory where my brother works went totally smoke-free (no smoking on premises) a year ago. According to him, the health insurance provider essentially, uh, "coerced" the corporate execs into it (substantial premium increase if they didn't).

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