Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:37:20

I'm going to Quiznos and get one of those torpedo sandwiches. Right now.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:37:51

is she cankly?

by **philliesr98** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:40:06

wow just realized quiznos delivers... how awesome

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:41:11

I like my hoagie dry.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:44:35

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm going to Quiznos and get one of those torpedo sandwiches. Right now.

Be careful. They're really narrow. Not thoroughly filling.

by **FTN** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:49:22

Bakestar wrote:is she cankly?

cant confirm/deny

cant even explain why. shes just "cute", and I dig that.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:57:15

40% of the time I put on the History Channel, it's something about Rasputin.

by **dajafi** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 13:02:17

jerseyhoya wrote:40% of the time I put on the History Channel, it's something about Rasputin.

They used up Hitler and Manson, looking for other creepy bad guys.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 13:26:04

I have no real idea what I'm going to do in my class that starts in 15 minutes. Maybe political correctness. We're doing JS Mill's On Liberty.

by **kruker** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 13:47:57

dajafi wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:40% of the time I put on the History Channel, it's something about Rasputin.

They used up Hitler and Manson, looking for other creepy bad guys.

I always end up with some lumberjack show or modern marvels: paint.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 13:57:18

The Harry avatars are great, but I no longer know the difference between BillMcNeal and CalvinBall.

by **Bucky** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:03:53

It took me four days before I stopped thinking everyone was VfK

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:10:25

The gas station across from my office advertises "Newports and check chashing" On a big white sign. Next to the register they have a fish bowl full of individual trajoan magnum condoms for sale @ $.50 each. I felt like you all should know this.

by **phatj** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:12:20

My company announced a total no-smoking policy today. Not just in the building (duh) but anywhere on the premises. People are going ape-shit here right now.

by **Marion** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:48:59

My company announced the same back in the fall. The policy takes affect May 1st. I can't wait to see what happens, it's going to be an awesome day.

They always have offered it, but when the annoucement went out about going smoke free, my boss again offered that if anyone wishes to take part in any type of smoking cessation programs he'll reimburse them the cost. I don't believe that anyone took him up on it.

by **td11** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:53:41

apparently 4/20 is a big deal in CA.

by **dajafi** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:54:21

It just occurred to me that I might never again go a day without hearing or reading the word "Twitter."

This fills me with a deep horror and no small amount of despair about humanity: it seems to me that anyone who's so self-involved that they'd constantly be letting "the world" know what they're doing, probably isn't doing anything I'd give the smallest shit about.

by **td11** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:56:01

i hardly ever hear the word twitter, daj. maybe once or twice a week, and that's mostly b/c of shaq. maybe it's more of a "grown up" thing.

by **td11** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 14:56:58

i just used chapstick. in april.

by **kruker** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 15:00:33

dajafi wrote:It just occurred to me that I might never again go a day without hearing or reading the word "Twitter."

This fills me with a deep horror and no small amount of despair about humanity: it seems to me that anyone who's so self-involved that they'd constantly be letting "the world" know what they're doing, probably isn't doing anything I'd give the smallest $#@! about.

I said something to this effect on here about 2 weeks ago, but I said facebook as well.

I went on a date on Sunday night and I swear a good part of the conversation revolved around how I don't have facebook.

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