Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **FTN** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:31:42

Bakestar wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Mayo sucks. Let's talk about it.

Strongly dislike mayo, but had to train myself to tolerate it in the event I'm at a picnic or other event where the only eating options are slathered in same.

I'll never ever eat mayo again, it doesn't matter what the situation is. I got sick on it in 3rd grade, puked all over myself, and I vowed never to eat it again. Every time I order a sandwich anywhere I stress no mayo. Just the smell of it makes me nauseous.

by **Slowhand** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:36:31

The only thing I put it on is turkey or chicken sandwiches. I never put it on anything else, but don't care if I order something and it's on there. I never want it on hoagies though. Just oil and vinegar. I've seen people put it on french fries and that just seems gross.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:37:47

And any sandwich in the salad family - be it egg, tuna, or chicken - is an abomination and should be cast out. Yuck yuck yuck.

by **VFB** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:38:32

this tuna salad aggression will not stand

by **FTN** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:39:18

Bakestar wrote:And any sandwich in the salad family - be it egg, tuna, or chicken - is an abomination and should be cast out. Yuck yuck yuck.

my grandmom knew how much I hated mayo, so whenever we had some kind of family gathering and she made potato/mac/whatever salad, she'd always keep a small dish of plain noodles for me. I remember my sister asked to have some one time and she said no, they are for James. I snickered.

by **VFB** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:40:06

JIMMY!!!!

by **lethal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:40:27

Wasabi mayo for me. Good kick on sandwiches.

by **Slowhand** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:41:59

Love potato salad and egg salad.

by **Trent Steele** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:45:25

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Mayo sucks. Let's talk about it.

The Devil's Condiment.

I'd rather die from starvation than eat mayo.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:46:51

Potato salad...staple of awkward BSG tailgates since 2008.

by **FTN** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:47:18

god i hate it

HATE.

If i was president, id make it illegal to produce/eat mayo. first offense is a $10,000 fine, second is death

by **Werthless** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:47:35

Mayo is awesome. Any halfway dry sandwich can be made tasty with the addition of mayo. Chicken salad is awesome, and when we order Panera sandwiches for the office, that is always the big hit. Tuna sandwiches go best slathered with mayo, prefereably with diced onions or apples/pears (seriously, the fruit works, as retarded as it sounds if you've never tried it). Spicy mustard is also a good addition to most meat-based sandwiches.

Now I'm hungry.

by **Woody** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:07:11

I hope this novocaine wears off before lunch. Not looking forward to eating my tongue

by **Werthless** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:25:01

At least you're not slurring your typing.

by **Bucky** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:28:15

i can make a meal of mayo

by **Werthless** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:31:46

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MslbhDZoniY&feature=related[/youtube]

by **Bakestar** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:33:23

All this being said, I am mildly obsessed with this ham, brie, and honey mustard on baguette sandwich made by this nearby deli.

Not remotely healthy, but incredibly delicious.

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:38:19

Mayo, while not my favorite isn't that bad. I like it on a meatloaf sandwich, or a roast beef sandwich along with hot peppers, not that banana pepper slop real hot peppers. On pretty much every other sandwich though, I'm going mustard. Brown, or Dijon. Eff that Frenches yellow crap.

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:49:17

I am already tired and it isn't even noon on Tuesday yet.

by **phatj** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:54:01

Woody wrote:I hope this novocaine wears off before lunch. Not looking forward to eating my tongue

With or without mayo?

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