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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 20, 2009 09:12:04

I'm mildly aroused.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Apr 20, 2009 09:12:05

When you find yourself saying "it's too nice out to work" and "it's too dreary out to work" in the space of a week, it just means you're lazy.

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Postby VFB » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:31:12

redbull :P

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:40:45

I'm eating an organic apple. But strictly speaking, aren't all apples organic? After I finish, I'll have some baked cheetos.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 20, 2009 16:28:30

I'm gonna run to Wawa, anyone want anything?
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Postby Werthless » Mon Apr 20, 2009 16:29:54

Bill McNeal wrote:I'm gonna run to Wawa, anyone want anything?

No, I'm good. I don't want to miss any of the heavy action that's been going on lately here.

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Postby CFP » Mon Apr 20, 2009 18:27:51

Why did I spend 3 hours of my life on an Asher Roth concert?

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Postby 1 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 18:50:29

CFP wrote:Why did I spend 3 hours of my life on an Asher Roth concert?


asher roth has more than three minutes of material?
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Mon Apr 20, 2009 21:47:11

I think an interesting project would be to actually draw out a flow chart of the BSG hierarchy
I would rather see you lose than win myself

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Postby Woody » Mon Apr 20, 2009 21:58:02

do it
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby VoxOrion » Mon Apr 20, 2009 22:14:52

Ace won the last cool contest, didn't she?
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Postby Bucky » Mon Apr 20, 2009 22:19:17

yes. And there were some distraught losers. then she disappeared.

Coincidence :?:

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Postby 1 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 22:26:07

the nissan cube is an actual car
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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Apr 20, 2009 22:42:41

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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Apr 20, 2009 22:59:45

Get a job.
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Postby pacino » Mon Apr 20, 2009 23:25:10

that was pretty awesome. take that susan boyle
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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 23:33:16

i had to google susan boyle.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Apr 20, 2009 23:35:23

Are you high as a kite, td?

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Postby td11 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 23:37:11

nah, man, in the library doing a lab report. did not toke even once today :(

i'll make up for it on thursday.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Apr 20, 2009 23:42:25

If we ever have a poll for board pot head, this failure will reflect poorly on your chances of victory.

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