Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **lethal** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 16:17:50

Now they're singing and chanting. Found out its about Sri Lanka and the Tamil Tigers or something. People lining 3 blocks.

by **VoxOrion** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 16:36:30

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Anyone been to a Philadelphia Science Fiction Society event/meeting?

I've considered going in the past, but haven't. A guy I went to school with published a book that's been nominated for the Phillip K. Dick award, which I think is a product of the PSFS.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:00:40

VoxOrion wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Anyone been to a Philadelphia Science Fiction Society event/meeting?

I've considered going in the past, but haven't. A guy I went to school with published a book that's been nominated for the Phillip K. Dick award, which I think is a product of the PSFS.

PSFS... I remember that bank.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:04:41

lethal wrote:Now they're singing and chanting. Found out its about Sri Lanka and the Tamil Tigers or something. People lining 3 blocks.

No wonder. The Tamil Tigers have been heartbreakers the past few years... decent hitting, but their pitching's atrocious.

by **WilliamC** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:10:14

What kind of hellbeast is that smiling at me in housh's profile? It's the devil!

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:55:29

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 18:58:35

thats what im talkin bout

by **WilliamC** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 19:00:11

I had a sloth beanie baby.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 19:07:12

Man, what was that beanie baby stuff about? Me and my sister were nuts about those things. Why?

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 20:11:16

My cat just lunged under my monitor, grabbed something in his mouth and stalked off. Should I bother to see what it was?

by **Slowhand** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 20:15:39

swishnicholson wrote:My cat just lunged under my monitor, grabbed something in his mouth and stalked off. Should I bother to see what it was?

Just check the litter box in a day or two.

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 20:19:54

Slowhand wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:My cat just lunged under my monitor, grabbed something in his mouth and stalked off. Should I bother to see what it was?

Just check the litter box in a day or two.

Never mind. He's back in here belting the hell out of a twist tie and thwarting all its efforts to escape. The Great Tabby Hunter.

by **td11** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 01:51:34

This girl is seriosuly flirting with one f best friend s in front of me. Awesoem

by **pacino** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 02:00:37

do people really have classes on saturday mornings

by **Drugs Delaney** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 02:32:47

I received my free copies of my book from my publisher today and I must say I think it looks great. The long, long wait is over and I'm so happy about it. I had these terrible thoughts in my head these last six months that something would happen to stop publication (bad economy forces publisher to shut its doors, bad economy forces publisher to halt production on all but the sure thing bestsellers, or something else I can't fathom). I'm just so glad today finally arrived and now nobody can take it away from me..

It's funny, I knew it was coming, but didn't know when. I came home from work tonight and saw there was a UPS notice of attempted delivery. I called them and asked if I could pick it up from their service center. What a strange ride it was to pick up the package. Phillies pre-game is going on the radio and I've got tears flowing for the incredible Harry memories yet I'm driving to get something I've wanted since I was a little kid. Strange juxtaposition of emotions.

By the way, if you pre-ordered my book from Amazon, they began shipping yesterday. You'll probably have it sometime next week.

by **pacino** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 02:42:17

if it was under 500 dollars maybe i'd buy it

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 03:31:52

I'll say this...leaving the house with the Phils down 1 with two at bats to go, the Devils tied, the Marlins losing, the Mets tied, and to come home to all four of those results to go the wrong way is about one of six and really awful.

My roommate, whom I met up with, is a Flyers fan, and almost put his fist through the TV when Biron hilariously decided that covering the short side of the goal was unimportant, and thus he was angry for the rest of the night.

What an awful evening of sports all around.

by **phatj** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 06:41:15

Good morning!

by **MrsVox** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 08:35:33

I think I broke my toe.

by **phatj** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 08:55:22

That sucks. Broken toes hurt like hell and there's generally nothing you can do about it.

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