Random Thoughts, by Jack Handey

by **The Dude** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:08:38

Can't wait, tomorrow I take a sleeper train to Orlando

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:19:12

The Dude wrote:Can't wait, tomorrow I take a sleeper train to Orlando

Do you write for Baseball Digest?

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:24:52

When I write my Pynchonesque novel, I'm going to name someone Trump Lloyd.

by **Bakestar** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 14:11:59

swishnicholson wrote:When I write my Pynchonesque novel, I'm going to name someone Trump Lloyd.

I have a character named Lick Miller.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 14:13:41

I can't believe I'm just now discovering the beauty of the value menu.

by **Bucky** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 18:12:08

A truck just ran through the "King Buffet" restaurant in Pottstown. Seems like a bunch of injuries. I hope it just sounds worse than it appears right now.

by **Woody** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 19:37:47

I haven't been able to get Gmail to load in like 5 hours

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 20:08:08

Woody wrote:I haven't been able to get Gmail to load in like 5 hours

Hmm, that happens to me sometimes. It's working perfectly for me right now. However, usually, clearing my cookies works when it's not loading. In case you don't know and you're using Firefox, go to Tools > Options > Privacy and find Google.com and just delete that.

If you can get to the screen where it gives you the option, try loading it in basic HTML.

Other than that, I don't know.

by **EndlessSummer** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 20:09:09

VoxOrion wrote:I did a sleep study last night. Talk about torture. I feel like I just pulled an overnight shift.

They cover you in uncomfortable crap, including sticking TWO different things in your nostrils, ask you to sleep in the softest most uncomfortable hotel reject bed with one wafer thin pillow, tell you that you can't sleep the way you normally would (in my case, on my belly), and that you have to keep one of your hands stuck out with a pulse/oxy monitor on it and not put it under your head or anything. Oh, and if you have to take a leak in the middle of the night, you have to call them so they can unplug you so you can go to the bathroom.

And they're watching you... infra red. And they can talk to you over a microphone... and they can hear you...

I woke up (one of many times) and went to grab my iPod so I could get an idea how much longer I had to hold it in so I could leave - before I could even move for it I hear "Is everything okay Mr. Garvey". "I was just wondering what time it is" "Almost 4:30 Mr. Garvey, I'm just editing the YouTube of your performance now, it should be on the watch men sleep pervert website in moments"...

I did one the night after the Super Bowl, so I was really, really tired from the night before and actually fell asleep somewhat easily, but you're right, that set up is ridiculously uncomfortable. The microphone thing was really freaky. I thankfully can sleep on my back or else I think I would have gone insane.

by **td11** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 20:43:39

CrashburnAlley wrote:try loading it in basic HTML.

by **Woody** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 20:58:33

td11 wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:try loading it in basic HTML.

It doesn't even get that far. It's just connecting forever and ever

by **Bucky** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 21:01:00

Woody wrote:
td11 wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:try loading it in basic HTML.

It doesn't even get that far. It's just connecting forever and ever

see if you can get to mcafee dot com :!:

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 21:12:57

Does anyone know PHP and willing to help me out with a small error?

by **VoxOrion** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 22:35:06

I am re-in awe of my Kindle. I just dug up a bunch of stories my friend and I wrote back in the 90's and within 45 second of e-mailing them to Amazon, I have them right here for reading like any other book. Technology still blows my mind sometimes.

by **VoxOrion** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 22:35:33

CrashburnAlley wrote:Does anyone know PHP and willing to help me out with a small error?

PM MrsVox or 1.

by **td11** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 23:42:51

i wonder how much you need to have talked to someone before it's cool to just say hi on fb chat or AIM.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 23:55:46

VoxOrion wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:Does anyone know PHP and willing to help me out with a small error?

PM MrsVox or 1.

Thanks!

by **Woody** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 08:49:35

GREATEST. GIF. EVER.

Let's see that again:

by **phatj** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 08:52:41

That's phenomenal.

by **Woody** » Mon Apr 20, 2009 08:53:20

Even threecount could appreciate that supplex

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