pacino wrote:if it was under 500 dollars maybe i'd buy it

$33.71

It's past lunchtime, I overslept this morning, I have a raging headache which won't go away, I was feeling ill yesterday and I missed the oppurtunity to do any study. I've got on online exam which I have to take next week, and I'm not feeling confident. Wizlette and the monk are off doon south to see family, but right now I cannot concentrate on study and it's doing my fucking head in.

I'll just finish looking over this standard and take a wee break.

ow, my head.

I did a sleep study last night. Talk about torture. I feel like I just pulled an overnight shift.

They cover you in uncomfortable crap, including sticking TWO different things in your nostrils, ask you to sleep in the softest most uncomfortable hotel reject bed with one wafer thin pillow, tell you that you can't sleep the way you normally would (in my case, on my belly), and that you have to keep one of your hands stuck out with a pulse/oxy monitor on it and not put it under your head or anything. Oh, and if you have to take a leak in the middle of the night, you have to call them so they can unplug you so you can go to the bathroom.

And they're watching you... infra red. And they can talk to you over a microphone... and they can hear you...

I woke up (one of many times) and went to grab my iPod so I could get an idea how much longer I had to hold it in so I could leave - before I could even move for it I hear "Is everything okay Mr. Garvey". "I was just wondering what time it is" "Almost 4:30 Mr. Garvey, I'm just editing the YouTube of your performance now, it should be on the watch men sleep pervert website in moments"...

My boss has called 7 times this morning

You check the voicemails? What the hell does he want?

Some guy is working on the shower in my bathroom, but I really, really need to get in there and mix it up :?

Good morning, erebody!

He won't leave a voicemail, and I'm not calling back. This 4 hour window right is my only time off in 3 weeks. Starting tomorrow, it's another 7 days straight, so he can wank it

did they let you crank one out first, vox?

Someone got into my car, I must have left one of my doors open. All they did was rifle through my glove compartment and steal my ipod FM transmitter. Just glad the car is still here and there's no urine or feces

IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY?

My boss wanted to know if a video we had made for a new product was made yet. The trade show starts Monday

The Dude wrote:My boss wanted to know if a video we had made for a new product was made yet. The trade show starts Monday

My brother teaches high school film and video production, and often gets asked by administration and other teachers to produce 30+ minute videos, including principal photography, lighting, editing, sound mixing, etc., three days before the due date.

He doesn't have tenure yet. What do you think he does?

great. despite taking some cold and flu stuff (which I hardly ever do), I'm getting full on flu-ey shakes.

Just brilliant. Gotta man up and study through this. On the plus side, the headache's gone.

Holy crap! I just noticed that CBS's YouTube page has the entire series of MacGyver up. This is going to be a lost weekend for me.

My plans went to shit. Got shut out on standing room tickets for yesterday's game, so I had to watch the game at Smokey Joes @ UPENN. I was unaware that it was spring fling, next thing you know, I'm slamming irish car bombs. Ended up crashing a party, playing beer pong, and hooking up with a hot little 20 year old. I was the goddamn pope of chili town last night.

So, yea, I wasn't in any type of shape to make it to the memorial service today, but I think it was worth it.

Fun fact of the night: I was talking to a guy at the bar who was a waiter at Le Bec Fin, he told me #5 drinks cosmopolitans. I'm not surprised.

Do I want Chinese food? Or more whiskey? Or both?

Damn, life is full of difficult decisions.

jerseyhoya wrote:Do I want Chinese food? Or more whiskey? Or both?

Damn, life is full of difficult decisions.

Did you go with the logical conclusion... bourbon chicken?

I went with watching Bones on Hulu, drinking water and giving my liver and wallet a break.

VoxOrion wrote:I did a sleep study last night. Talk about torture. I feel like I just pulled an overnight shift.

They cover you in uncomfortable crap, including sticking TWO different things in your nostrils, ask you to sleep in the softest most uncomfortable hotel reject bed with one wafer thin pillow, tell you that you can't sleep the way you normally would (in my case, on my belly), and that you have to keep one of your hands stuck out with a pulse/oxy monitor on it and not put it under your head or anything. Oh, and if you have to take a leak in the middle of the night, you have to call them so they can unplug you so you can go to the bathroom.

And they're watching you... infra red. And they can talk to you over a microphone... and they can hear you...

I woke up (one of many times) and went to grab my iPod so I could get an idea how much longer I had to hold it in so I could leave - before I could even move for it I hear "Is everything okay Mr. Garvey". "I was just wondering what time it is" "Almost 4:30 Mr. Garvey, I'm just editing the YouTube of your performance now, it should be on the watch men sleep pervert website in moments"...

With some CIA/government type "document editing", blacking/blanking out the right words, this post can be like the ultimate euphemistic post in the history of the internets...

boner party

NSFW