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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 14:24:22
can't we just enjoy the clever play on words?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Wed Jun 27, 2012 14:36:19
I AM THE COMEDY SHERIFF AND I INSIST ON CONFORMITY
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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 14:40:59
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jun 27, 2012 14:42:42
either I don't get it or this shouldn't even count as a joke
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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 14:59:02
instead of antholes
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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 14:59:24
its a play on your mother or father's sister's vagina
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jun 27, 2012 15:00:05
yeah, but what do cousins have to do with ants
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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 15:05:37
nobody said it was the good jokes thread, housh
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Wed Jun 27, 2012 15:06:18
I asked my Mom the other day, "Why is my cousin's name Rose?"
"Because your aunt likes flowers", she replied.
"What do you like, Mom?", I said.
"Stop asking so many questions, Dick."
"Because your aunt likes flowers", she replied.
"What do you like, Mom?", I said.
"Stop asking so many questions, Dick."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 15:09:02
i feel like we're making the faces in each other's avatars at each other right now
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Wed Jun 27, 2012 15:15:42
Feel like people are talking right over me.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by TenuredVulture » Wed Jun 27, 2012 16:05:09
Does Housh really not get it? He's gonna feel dumb when he does.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jun 27, 2012 16:06:58
there isn't even such a thing as friggin' ant holes. they're anthills
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Re: Corny Jokes
by meatball » Wed Jun 27, 2012 16:07:52
not true. I've seen ant holes.
who talks like that? goodness.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Wed Jun 27, 2012 16:08:14
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by my cousin mose » Wed Jun 27, 2012 16:50:55
i'm sorry i even brought it up guys
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Re: Corny Jokes
by smitty » Wed Jun 27, 2012 17:54:45
Ant holes on the Cookie Plains. Yeah right. And you fell for that?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Thu Jun 28, 2012 14:01:06
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Thu Jun 28, 2012 16:04:47
Houshphandzadeh wrote:2% raise bb! drinks on me!!!
Make sure you drink COLA
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