Corny Jokes

by **Youseff** » Tue May 28, 2013 13:54:04

very good

by **ashton** » Mon Jul 01, 2013 05:07:53

A man on his first visit to Boston wants to try some of the famous New England seafood that he's heard so much about. He gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times, but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

by **Bucky** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:51:03

I've started a dedicated savings account so I can purchase a row of bushes or small trees planted close together to form a boundary around my property

by **swishnicholson** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:40:19

Bucky wrote:I've started a dedicated savings account so I can purchase a row of bushes or small trees planted close together to form a boundary around my property

That's a good idea, but I would also recommend a small pond or other water feature that you can call on for immediate needs.

by **Bucky** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 15:07:01

and maybe a bovine that can supply a steady flow of money with very little work???

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 15:11:12

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 02:59:13

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Bison

by **Slowhand** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:03:57

Phan In Phlorida wrote:What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

[Reveal] Spoiler:
Bison

Coincidentally, a guy at work changed his desktop background this morning to a picture of a bison for some reason. I told him this joke and he roared with laughter.

by **Bucky** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 16:14:29

"Well, Marie Antoinette, as per tradition, you can be spared if the executioner thinks you're hot".

"Cool! You think I'll be set free then???"

"Hard for me to say. Beauty is in the eye of the beheader".

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 16:33:20

i like that

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 17:04:20

by **Werthless** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 17:31:43

You go to a farm and find two cows are on the roof of a barn. Which cow falls off first?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

It depends on the mu.

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 19:30:39

swishnicholson wrote:Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To

To who?

To WHOM.

ROFLOL

I gotta use that.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 20:07:05

Werthless wrote:You go to a farm and find two cows are on the roof of a barn. Which cow falls off first?

[Reveal] Spoiler:
It depends on the mu.

Passing this along to my son, who likes both physics and bad jokes.

He only inherited half of that from me.

by **phatj** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 21:15:23

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

by **Bucky** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 21:37:20

how come that one won't load for me?? I wanna know the punch line!!!

by **PrattRules** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 21:51:05

(can't tell is serious)

by **Napalm** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 21:53:02

PrattRules wrote:(can't tell is serious)

excessive punctuation indicates sarcasm

by **PrattRules** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 21:54:34

Napalm wrote:
PrattRules wrote:(can't tell is serious)

excessive punctuation indicates sarcasm

gotcha!!!

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 23:48:27

3 logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks "Do all of you want a drink?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The second logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yes"

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