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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Mar 13, 2014 13:50:05

i found it dumb

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Mar 13, 2014 16:15:14

all of those are in a readable format in the link I posted earlier in the thread

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 13, 2014 16:17:59

tl;dc

(too lazy, didn't click)

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby phatj » Thu Mar 13, 2014 20:37:26

Frank Grimes wrote:
Bucky wrote:
Werthless wrote:can someone explain 12?



DECcimal (base 10=) 25
OCTal (base 8) = 31 (3x8=24,+1)


JTK, do you find this funny?

I don't know why an engineer would ever use octal.
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Mar 13, 2014 22:20:33

Yet they'll still use inches
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Mar 30, 2014 00:26:21

what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic



about halfway
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby my cousin mose » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:41:38

change is hard. you ever try bending a coin?
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Soren » Thu Apr 03, 2014 14:50:53

Three men are in a boat, they have four cigarettes but no lighters or matches. What should they do?
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Toss one of the cigarettes overboard. Then the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter!


btw, reddit.com/r/dadjokes
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Apr 03, 2014 16:13:26

Soren wrote:Three men are in a boat, they have four cigarettes but no lighters or matches. What should they do?


KILL AMARO AND PAPELBONE

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Sun Apr 06, 2014 19:14:45

Why did the bucket think his son was sick??
[Reveal] Spoiler:
Because he was a little pail

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Wed Apr 16, 2014 17:54:16

Woo Hoo! After a long and tiresome sales campaign, I finally signed on the singer of "Ode to Billy Joe" as my flagship client!!

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby The Dude » Sat Apr 19, 2014 13:27:37

What's brown and rhymes with snoop
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Sat Apr 19, 2014 13:45:23

Image

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby TomatoPie » Sun Apr 20, 2014 17:27:53

Have you heard that new techno-pop band, 1023 Megabytes?

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Maybe not - they haven't had a gig yet.
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Sun Apr 20, 2014 22:33:50

Bucky wrote:Woo Hoo! After a long and tiresome sales campaign, I finally signed on the singer of "Ode to Billy Joe" as my flagship client!!



yes. I landed Gentry!

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Wolfgang622 » Mon Apr 21, 2014 09:33:39

Barry Jive wrote:what do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic



about halfway


LOL
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby slugsrbad » Fri Apr 25, 2014 09:20:00

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby slugsrbad » Fri Apr 25, 2014 09:21:21

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

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Because they’re really good at it.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Apr 25, 2014 09:50:52

slugsrbad wrote:It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

this is good

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Fri Apr 25, 2014 09:51:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
slugsrbad wrote:It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

this is good

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