I laughed because I read it as 46

old people amirite

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.


They charged one & let the other one off.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Four fonts walk into a bar.

The barman says

“Oi – get out! We don’t want your type in here.”

Where did Napoleon hide his armies?

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.

Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover, are in the closet together..

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.'

'The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '$750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - '$1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now.'

how did minnie save mickey when he was having a heart attack??

Bucky wrote:how did minnie save mickey when he was having a heart attack??

At least I hope that's right.

Also wanted to let you know Bucky, that I for one appreciated your NASCAR bump.

CORRECT! Thought of that amidst the crashing waves in the atlantic yesterday. The kid got it right away!

DERP

Bucky wrote::!: CORRECT! Thought of that amidst the crashing waves in the atlantic yesterday. The kid got it right away!

You must be a proud dad. Ask him (her?) what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches.

A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic toy horses up his rectum. His condition is stable.

swishnicholson wrote:

Bucky wrote::!: CORRECT! Thought of that amidst the crashing waves in the atlantic yesterday. The kid got it right away!

You must be a proud dad. Ask him (her?) what lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches.

coming up empty. Wayne Twitchell??

A nervous wreck!

Phan In Phlorida wrote:A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic toy horses up his rectum. His condition is stable.

solid work

Phan In Phlorida wrote:A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic toy horses up his rectum. His condition is stable.

lol

what does a nosey pepper do?