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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby phatj » Fri Aug 29, 2014 19:15:56

I laughed
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Sep 03, 2014 03:35:43

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To prove to the squirrels it could be done.
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Fri Sep 12, 2014 17:14:31

Didja hear that blonde movie star who usually plays ditzy chicks is bottling her own eponymous sweet white wine make from german grapes??

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She's calling it Riesling Witherspoon.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby TomatoPie » Wed Sep 17, 2014 15:03:55

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
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A pickpocket snatches watches.
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Sep 18, 2014 18:49:46

How does a bass player make his car go faster?

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He takes the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby slugsrbad » Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:31:15

http://guff.com/10-jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-good/j5
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Mon Sep 22, 2014 20:58:21

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Slowhand » Mon Sep 22, 2014 21:59:06

I like that one!
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby BigEd76 » Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:43:55

war wars huh. I like when they have Hoagiefest

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby slugsrbad » Thu Sep 25, 2014 15:57:01

Image
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Sep 25, 2014 16:04:25

what's the difference between jam and jelly?

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Sep 25, 2014 16:22:04

a funky-ass beat
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby slugsrbad » Thu Sep 25, 2014 16:51:39

Houshphandzadeh wrote:what's the difference between jam and jelly?


something about jellying your penis in places?
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Sep 25, 2014 16:55:36


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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 04, 2014 08:45:39

Did you hear what they called that new movie about the Country Bumpkin who gets his cancer cured using the soft fatty substance from the cavity of just ONE bone??


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Rube and a Marrow

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby phatj » Sat Oct 04, 2014 09:04:03

Boo
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Sat Oct 04, 2014 10:17:35

i'll see myself out

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby TomatoPie » Sun Oct 05, 2014 07:57:09

Bucky wrote:Did you hear what they called that new movie about the Country Bumpkin who gets his cancer cured using the soft fatty substance from the cavity of just ONE bone??


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Rube and a Marrow


Good swing
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Oct 09, 2014 15:03:05

one nudist says to the other nudist, "Hey, have you read Marx?" he goes, "Yeah, it's these wicker chairs"

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Grotewold » Thu Oct 09, 2014 15:16:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:one nudist says to the other nudist, "Hey, have you read Marx?" he goes, "Yeah, it's these wicker chairs"


:-D

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