Corny Jokes

by **Soren** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 08:28:50

A SQL developer walks into a bar.

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She goes over to two tables by a window and says "Can I join you?"

by **slugsrbad** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 08:30:39

The real punchline is your pronoun usage.

by **Bucky** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 23:20:58

"but why do you have to buy a copy of this windows compression utility when you can just use mine?"

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I want my own personal gzip

by **Bucky** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 21:00:17

didja hear about the new movie about the wizard who goes back to his old school to teach in the same remedial wizadry class that he had been in 20 years before?

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Harry Kotter

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:05:23

dang, i have a better punch line now!

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Welcome Back Potter

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:05:59

wilt chamberlain always refused to eat escargot

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he said he was too big to snail

by **Slowhand** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:06:38

Bucky wrote:dang, i have a better punch line now!

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Welcome Back Potter

You really blew it

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:10:37

and i should said 'sitcom' too

by **CalvinBall** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:11:22

please never post again

by **bleh** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:12:15

Bucky wrote:dang, i have a better punch line now!

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Welcome Back Potter

omg

by **Bucky** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:22:39

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Nov 20, 2015 16:26:12

keep em comin

by **Bucky** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 18:34:02

bleh wrote:
Bucky wrote:dang, i have a better punch line now!

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Welcome Back Potter

omg

I realize they way they did this was more practical from a logistics & financial aspect, but this would have been much better set in hogwarts, along with the students being more "wizard like" while maintaining their similarities to the Kotter Kids.

(sorry calvin, i know you got excited for a new joke when you saw me as the newest post, but you can't force genius)

by **Slowhand** » Sun Nov 22, 2015 19:13:55

How much time have you been putting into this joke?

by **TomatoPie** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:59:20

by **Soren** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:08:18

I like the other one better.

I asked a librarian if she had a book on Pavlov's dogs and book on Schrodinger's cat.

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She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure they were there or not

by **Bucky** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 18:18:18

who'd ya be if you inserted the sound a dog makes into the middle of name of phatj's (and potentially soren's) town of residence?

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 18:48:12

Bucky wrote:who'd ya be if you inserted the sound a dog makes into the middle of name of phatj's (and potentially soren's) town of residence?

Someone who follows the personal lives of bsg posters too closely.

j/k

by **Bucky** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 18:58:33

THAT'S NOT RIGHT SWISH

(btw, did you get the results of your stool sample analysis back yet??)

by **phatj** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 22:31:09

Bucky wrote:who'd ya be if you inserted the sound a dog makes into the middle of name of phatj's (and potentially soren's) town of residence?

Lance Barksdale

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