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How can you tell if someone is vegan?

In Memoriam of Ed's Poppy:

"I was in Trenton the other day and I saw a guy sitting with a dog. A jogger went by and asked, 'Does your dog bite?'. The guy said 'No'. The jogger reached down to pet the dog and was bitten on the hand.
'HEY! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!'
'Yeah. This isn't my dog.'"

Soren wrote:I like the other one better.

I asked a librarian if she had a book on Pavlov's dogs and book on Schrodinger's cat.

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She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure they were there or not

Bucky wrote:In Memoriam of Ed's Poppy:

"I was in Trenton the other day and I saw a guy sitting with a dog. A jogger went by and asked, 'Does your dog bite?'. The guy said 'No'. The jogger reached down to pet the dog and was bitten on the hand.
'HEY! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!'
'Yeah. This isn't my dog.'"

Bucky wrote:In Memoriam of Ed's Poppy:

"I was in Trenton the other day and I saw a guy sitting with a dog. A jogger went by and asked, 'Does your dog bite?'. The guy said 'No'. The jogger reached down to pet the dog and was bitten on the hand.
'HEY! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!'
'Yeah. This isn't my dog.'"

isn't this from one of the pink panther movies?

Yeah, and probably somewhere else. He always changed them up to make people think they actually happened in his everyday life. That trickster

adorable

Did you know that crows are very smart, but perhaps not as intelligent as you might think...Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and a Pathologist determined the cause of nearly all of the deaths to be vehicular impact. A more detailed analysis detected various paint residues, and it was further discovered that a huge majority of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while a much smaller portion were killed by an impact with a car. Behaviorists very quickly concluded the cause of the disproportion: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

Thought there would be a murder in there somewhere

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a buffalo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the buffalo's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the buffalo. "Your name is written inside the cover."

why not water buffalo

Bucky wrote:why not water buffalo

There are no water buffalo found in North America.

unh uh. you've obviously never been to slowhand's supermarket

Not sure it is "corny," but I heard one that made me laugh the other day.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of weed and money to buy any more weed?

I'm gonna get a lot of run out of that one

mozartpc27 wrote:Not sure it is "corny," but I heard one that made me laugh the other day.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of weed and money to buy any more weed?

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This music sucks!

How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?