Bucky wrote:

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any more children because they already have 11. He visits a doctor in Massachusetts, and the doctor asks, "What state are you from?

The man says "Alabama." The doctor tells him to go home, put a lit cherry bomb in an empty beer can, hold it in his hand, and count to 10. The husband isn't so sure of this, so he goes to another doctor, this time in California.

When that doctor finds out that the husband is from Alabama, he tells him the exact same thing that the doctor in Massachusetts told him. The husband figures that the doctors must be right.

So he goes home, puts a lit cherry bomb in a beer can, and starts to count. ''1...2...3...4...5...'' The husband takes the beer can and puts it between his legs to continue counting on his fingers on his right hand. ''6...7...8...9...''

WheelsFellOff wrote:A one-L lama is a religious leader. A two-L llama is a South American pack animal. A three-L lllama is a really big Boston fire.

Slowhand wrote:

WheelsFellOff wrote:A one-L lama is a religious leader. A two-L llama is a South American pack animal. A three-L lllama is a really big Boston fire.

I just told this one at work and nobody got it.