Corny Jokes

by **BigEd76** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:30:30

What do you call a belt made of watches?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

A waist of time

by **BigEd76** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:35:25

nm....Phred already posted it

by **Bucky** » Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:57:45

by **Bucky** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 22:27:17

Why didn't Jesus play Hockey?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Because soccer and baseball are much more popular sports in Mexico.

by **phatj** » Thu Jun 19, 2014 23:18:49

I saw that on facebook today too

by **Bucky** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 06:32:48

yes i know :mrgreen:

by **phatj** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 06:48:31

Whoa. I didn't think people could see a friend's post on another's status unless the other is a mutual friend.

by **Bucky** » Fri Jun 20, 2014 07:22:01

it said you 'liked' it. for the most part that is quite annoying- it really clogs up the timeline with inane stuff.

by **phatj** » Sat Jun 21, 2014 08:53:47

You see this one Buck?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Bison

by **TomatoPie** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 08:17:16

A magician was walking down the road then he turned into a driveway.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 08:37:48

I remember the last thing my Grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket.

He said "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

by **smitty** » Mon Jun 30, 2014 23:45:45

Man on his deathbed finally confesses to his wife: "dear, I'm afraid I have been having an affair with my secretary."

Wife replies: "I know, that's why I poisoned you."

by **Bucky** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 16:41:48

Where do Isreali guys go for bachelor parties???

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Gaza Strip Clubs

And what do they drink there??

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Mazel Tov C0cktails

by **D2S** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 07:51:05

Q. What does your shin taste like?

A. Bologna

by **Soren** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:32:14

Have you guys heard about that new movie Constipation?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

It's going to be great when it finally comes out!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:03:35

three old ladies are sitting on a bench in a park

some guys comes up in a weird trenchcoat and flashes them!

the first lady sees it and has a stroke

the second lady sees it and has a stroke

the third lady, her arms don't reach far enough

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:24:38

This guy Frank gets called into his HR office. HR guy goes "Frank, you've had 10 sexual harassment complaints this month. You gotta stop telling women their hair smells nice when you're at the water cooler."

Frank is flabbergasted. "Why?"

"Frank, you're 4'6"

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:29:50

how tall are these women

by **td11** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:30:34

he means Frank can smell their disgusting boob hairs

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:53:32

I changed the phrasing on the fly because I was told "midget"

did you guys laugh of what gtfo

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