Corny Jokes

Re: Corny Jokes

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Mar 05, 2014 21:38:10

Hey O.

Do these jokes work with the ladies?

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby PrattRules » Wed Mar 05, 2014 22:00:00

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby The Dude » Thu Mar 06, 2014 00:15:16

CalvinBall wrote:Hey O.

Do these jokes work with the ladies?


its all delivery
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby td11 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:23:33

Bucky wrote:A: Shellfish of questionable Origin

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can someone explain this one to me
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby The Dude » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:25:05

once he answers it i will
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby td11 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:25:31

i knew i couldn't be that dumb
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby td11 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:25:39

paging bucky
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:49:12

it's a karnak, i'm waiting for someone to guess the "answer"

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:49:36

or a "jeopardy", if you prefer

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby CalvinBall » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:51:20

we understand what you did. we are waiting for you to tell us since none of us have guesses.

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby The Dude » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:03:45

Don't piss him off and ruin this for me Calvin
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:10:52

WHAT IS A DUBIOUS CLAM

CALVIN DEAD TO ME

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Mar 06, 2014 16:27:28

Bucky wrote:WHAT IS A DUBIOUS CLAM


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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 13, 2014 06:30:33

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Werthless » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:07:52

can someone explain 12?

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Bucky » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:09:56

Werthless wrote:can someone explain 12?



DECcimal (base 10=) 25
OCTal (base 8) = 31 (3x8=24,+1)

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:17:41

31 in octal is 3 8's and a one, 24+1=25 in in decimal
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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Mar 13, 2014 10:19:22



So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Frank Grimes » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:45:49

Bucky wrote:
Werthless wrote:can someone explain 12?



DECcimal (base 10=) 25
OCTal (base 8) = 31 (3x8=24,+1)


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Re: Corny Jokes

Postby Slowhand » Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:49:20

The real question is if he found it corny

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