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Re: Corny Jokes
by slugsrbad » Sun Oct 28, 2012 13:46:08
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.
Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Mon Nov 12, 2012 13:07:42
"Look at all these shopping carts on the street in front of the supermarket. I wonder whose they are?"
"Hmmm...they have green handles. They Might Be Giant's".
"Hmmm...they have green handles. They Might Be Giant's".
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Re: Corny Jokes
by phatj » Mon Nov 12, 2012 13:17:29
lol
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Thu Dec 06, 2012 16:33:29
Did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
They're making all the headlines.
They're making all the headlines.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Fri Jan 11, 2013 21:02:04
Did you hear about the school that had a pep rally and burned lots of wood bathroom sink cabinets?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Fri Jan 11, 2013 21:36:03
Bucky wrote:Did you hear about the school that had a pep rally and burned lots of wood bathroom sink cabinets?
Sounds like a real bonfire of the vanities!
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:08:35
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To
To who?
To WHOM.
Who's there?
To
To who?
To WHOM.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Silence Sarge » Fri Mar 08, 2013 12:45:31
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fucking Goofy."
Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fucking Goofy."
"Boy, you're sneaky."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Thu Mar 14, 2013 18:29:50
The new pope is already making dynamic changes to bring the church into the 21st century. He has just inked a deal with apple for an undisclosed sum for sponsorship of this weekend's holiday, which will now be known as "St. iPaddy's day".
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Re: Corny Jokes
by td11 » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:08:28
td11 wrote:A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
i really like this cat on twitter and laugh at most of his tweets, but he tweeted this recently
jomny sun @jonnysun 11h man walk into partey but there is no beers omly fruit drimk. he say to a guye "is this partey a joke"., "just wait til u see the punch line"
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Barry Jive » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:19:18
i followed that dude for like a week before i got tired of his self-aggrandizing bullshit. hate those navelgazey twit fucks like him and hell_homer. half their tweets are "funny" and the other half are obsessing over themselves
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Mon May 13, 2013 11:42:56
ALBATROSS: What the bench coach said to Indians manager Dark when suggesting he use the elfen one as a pinch-hitter
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Re: Corny Jokes
by ashton » Tue May 28, 2013 13:42:08
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him a lot of calluses on his feet. He ate very little, which made him frail and his odd diet caused him to have bad breath. This made him -
a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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