Corny Jokes

by **my cousin mose** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 16:36:29

what does a nosey pepper do?

gets jalapeno biz-nass

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 16:59:13

now we're talkin

by **phatj** » Thu Jun 28, 2012 17:05:22

Heard this from my four-year-old tonight:

How does a train eat?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Chew-Chew

by **Bucky** » Thu Jul 26, 2012 19:11:34

Dr. Early: Look at this, Kel. It looks like the plague. Black Plague.
Dr. Brackett: But Joe....look at the pink skin. Isn't it Bubonic? Don't you think??
Dr. Early: A little too Bubonic.
Nurse McCall: Yeah, I really do think.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:08:51

by **Bucky** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:49:03

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 18:08:04

A husband and wife are sipping wine on the beach as the final day of vacation winds down. As the sun sets on the ocean's horizon, she softly purrs "I love you".

"Is that you or the wine talking?" the husband playfully replies.

"It's me... talking to the wine."

by **my cousin mose** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:21:03

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 07:46:51

whats the difference between bragging about coral and cooking cow meat in your oven? one is a beef roast the others a reef boast

by **Bucky** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:21:50

Girl: I'm tired.
Geek: There's a nap for that.

by **td11** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 16:07:30

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

by **my cousin mose** » Wed Sep 12, 2012 16:23:11

by **Bucky** » Thu Sep 13, 2012 15:08:13

by **CFP** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 15:51:39

Septagon? What's that?

Well, it's when you're waiting for public transportation and it pulls away without picking you up!

by **phatj** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 17:33:19

td11 wrote:
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

This is brilliant.

by **Bucky** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:13:00

hey didja hear about the narcissistic jewish guy who's opening a 'search engine museum' in new york, and trying to make it blend it with the existing nyc museum culture? he's calling it the 'googlehymie'.

by **The Dude** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 18:41:45

by **Bucky** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 14:34:45

i know right

by **Soren** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 08:22:29

by **Bucky** » Mon Oct 22, 2012 08:30:33

he went on and on and on and on so long about how much he loved the hoover dam that the poor listener passed out.

Yeah, he fainted someone with dam praise.

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