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Re: Corny Jokes
by Swiggers » Fri Jul 22, 2011 17:48:51
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Fri Jul 22, 2011 18:35:14
guys who deliver home heating oil must all be big fans of our lovable last-to-first-almost-world-champions team because they all have "1993" on their trucks.
likewise, guys who drive tractor-trailers must all be fans of Bobby Abreu because they all put "53" on the sides of their truck
likewise, guys who drive tractor-trailers must all be fans of Bobby Abreu because they all put "53" on the sides of their truck
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Re: Corny Jokes
by The Dude » Fri Jul 22, 2011 19:32:49
refreshing for part 2 of moz's joke
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Eddie Jordan » Fri Jul 22, 2011 20:04:41
What's an astronauts favorite meal?
LAUNCH
LAUNCH
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Fri Jul 22, 2011 22:20:48
Eddie Jordan wrote:What's an astronauts favorite meal?
LAUNCH
If athlete's get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Fri Jul 22, 2011 22:25:16
CalvinBall wrote:missile toe!
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Mon Jan 09, 2012 13:30:40
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Rev_Beezer » Mon Jan 09, 2012 14:15:12
Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Rev_Beezer » Mon Jan 09, 2012 14:17:13
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
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They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Ramon Gris » Mon Jan 09, 2012 15:38:24
A man goes into a restaurant and asks them how they prepare their chickens. The cook responds "Oh, nothing special, we just tell them they're going to die."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:05:07
Why did the rookie take the field naked for his first spring training game??
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Barry Jive » Sun Feb 26, 2012 13:58:37
man this sucks
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Slowhand » Sun Feb 26, 2012 15:33:23
CalvinBall wrote:I don't know if there is a thread for this (I did look!) but what are some of your best corny jokes? For example:
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim Denim Denim
Almost a year later and I still don't get it.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Corny Jokes
by 1 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 15:36:11
sing it to the tune of the underground theme
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by slugsrbad » Sun Feb 26, 2012 15:50:00
Slowhand wrote:CalvinBall wrote:I don't know if there is a thread for this (I did look!) but what are some of your best corny jokes? For example:
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim Denim Denim
Almost a year later and I still don't get it.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.
Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Slowhand » Sun Feb 26, 2012 22:02:04
that just barely makes sense
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Sun Feb 26, 2012 22:17:25
Bucky wrote:Why did the rookie take the field naked for his first spring training game??
because he heard they were playing exhibitionist games
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