I don't know if there is a thread for this (I did look!) but what are some of your best corny jokes? For example:
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim Denim Denim
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by CalvinBall » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:21:41
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Philly the Kid » Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:32:16
CalvinBall wrote:I don't know if there is a thread for this (I did look!) but what are some of your best corny jokes? For example:
What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?
Denim Denim Denim
That's only 2/3s of a pun
"P U ..."
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by smitty » Sun Mar 06, 2011 13:48:00
Rectum! Shit it killed him!!
Have you had it before? Well, you have it again.
OK. You're ugly too.
Better Nate than lever.
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Have you had it before? Well, you have it again.
OK. You're ugly too.
Better Nate than lever.
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by CalvinBall » Sun Mar 06, 2011 14:04:03
Woody wrote:Lock thread
Feel free to post yours in all caps if you think it will make them funnier.
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by Phan In Phlorida » Sun Mar 06, 2011 16:01:07
A Mets fan was on a trip for the annual linebeard convention. While alone (obviously) in his hotel room, he decides to assemble a jigsaw puzzle he found by the minibar. He dumps the box and stares at the contents for an hour before calling the front desk to complain. "This puzzle youz have here is impossible. I don't even know where to begin." The clerk asks him to describe the puzzle. "Well, the box is blue and has a picture of a tiger." The clerk replies, "Dude, just eat the damn cornflakes."
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by swishnicholson » Sun Mar 06, 2011 17:59:46
Phan In Phlorida wrote:A Mets fan was on a trip for the annual linebeard convention. While alone (obviously) in his hotel room, he decides to assemble a jigsaw puzzle he found by the minibar. He dumps the box and stares at the contents for an hour before calling the front desk to complain. "This puzzle youz have here is impossible. I don't even know where to begin." The clerk asks him to describe the puzzle. "Well, the box is blue and has a picture of a tiger." The clerk replies, "Dude, just eat the damn cornflakes."
Cornflakes has a rooster?
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by Bucky » Sun Mar 06, 2011 18:22:23
A couple gets married and the wife puts a foot locker in the bedroom. She
locks it, then puts the only key on a chain around her neck. For fifty
years, her husband tries to figure out what's in there, but she always
changes the subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, on the night of their
fiftieth wedding anniversary, he says to her, "I've got to know what's in
the trunk!" She takes the key, unlocks the foot locker, and inside there's
two ears of corn and $25,000. The guy says, "What's with the two ears of
corn?" She says, "Well, umm, in the fifty years, every time I broke our
marriage vows, I put an ear of corn in the trunk." The guy figures, "Twice
in fifty years, not so bad..." Then he says, "And what's the $25,000?" She
says, "Well, everytime I got a bushel, I sold it."
locks it, then puts the only key on a chain around her neck. For fifty
years, her husband tries to figure out what's in there, but she always
changes the subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, on the night of their
fiftieth wedding anniversary, he says to her, "I've got to know what's in
the trunk!" She takes the key, unlocks the foot locker, and inside there's
two ears of corn and $25,000. The guy says, "What's with the two ears of
corn?" She says, "Well, umm, in the fifty years, every time I broke our
marriage vows, I put an ear of corn in the trunk." The guy figures, "Twice
in fifty years, not so bad..." Then he says, "And what's the $25,000?" She
says, "Well, everytime I got a bushel, I sold it."
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by CalvinBall » Sun Mar 06, 2011 18:31:19
I am looking for jokes like this:
Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon in the room?
Because he will pikachu!
Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon in the room?
Because he will pikachu!
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by swishnicholson » Sun Mar 06, 2011 18:46:57
What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
A township.
A township.
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