Corny Jokes

by **Bucky** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:45:37

actually i was mowing the lawn and there was a john deere hat by the side of the road. mowing the lawn gives you lots of time to think of a gag. I then thought that there's no way this gag has never been done before, but I had never heard it anywhere, so chances are lots of others hadn't either.

SO SUE ME

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Nov 29, 2017 13:52:43

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 08, 2017 16:07:33

whadday call a green & red spice which has been known to travel with parsley and sage and rosemary?

by **phatj** » Fri Dec 08, 2017 20:50:12

Christmastime?

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 08, 2017 22:57:26

judges? OK, you got it!

"Christmas Thyme"

by **curveball** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 13:38:33

Why do tortilla chips taste better in Denver?

Because anything tastes better when you're a mile high...........................

by **Eem** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 16:37:29

My friend asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall.

I said "maybe."

by **The Dude** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 16:42:53

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 16:45:57

The Dude wrote:

by **Eem** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 16:49:32

Saw that on FB this morning, didn't know if it was one of you guys who posted it but I loled hard

by **Squire** » Sat Dec 16, 2017 16:51:25

A friend of mine asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep so I said "ok...forty sheep"

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 20:28:15

if you meet someone on tinder and they're a soccer goalie you should do your best to not lose them

[Reveal] Spoiler:

they're keepers

by **curveball** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 20:41:48

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

U neek up on it

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Tame way

Somebody axe me...........

by **ReadingPhilly** » Fri Dec 22, 2017 21:11:25

unique rabbit is one of my go tos.

by **curveball** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 16:57:10

My father immigrated here from Europe when he was a 1 year old.

[Reveal] Spoiler:

He said it was a hell of a swim................

by **Bucky** » Sun May 27, 2018 10:45:49

Father: Jacob, it's so good you've finally returned! I'm fixing up some leftovers. Would you like to eat?
Jacob: Sure! It looks sort of nasty...what are we having??
Father:

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Carrion, my wayward son

by **swishnicholson** » Sun May 27, 2018 11:38:24

Bucky wrote:Father: Jacob, it's so good you've finally returned! I'm fixing up some leftovers. Would you like to eat?
Jacob: Sure! It looks sort of nasty...what are we having??
Father:
[Reveal] Spoiler:
Carrion, my wayward son

Were there peas when they were done?

by **Bucky** » Sun May 27, 2018 11:54:19

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Jul 19, 2018 01:44:21

by **WheelsFellOff** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 13:09:38

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
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My friend said to me "What rhymes with orange?" And I said, "No it doesn't."
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

[Reveal] Spoiler:

A carrot

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says: pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line.
Guy looks around, but there is no punch line
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..."
Then he disappeared without a tres.

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