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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Sun Aug 14, 2016 10:44:23
HEY! Didja here they're opening up a new recreational area for those who have suffered throat & neck injuries??
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They're calling it Thoracic Park!
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Re: Corny Jokes
by swishnicholson » Tue Oct 11, 2016 14:11:08
Guy asks a roofer whether he ever gets nervous being up there on such high, narrow places. Not often, the roofer replies. Just cupola times.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Soren » Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:51:37
A QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 9,999 beers. He orders -2 beers. He orders 'R' beer. He orders a berr. A bber. He smashes the bar to bits, and he orders a beer. He says, <<Si'l vous plait, M le serveur, une Heineken, bien froide>>. He orders a a1qp0qew432jhq9a.
Satisfied with his day's work, he goes out for a beer.
Satisfied with his day's work, he goes out for a beer.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by BigEd76 » Tue Oct 18, 2016 11:58:13
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says "Can I join you?"
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Re: Corny Jokes
by slugsrbad » Thu Oct 20, 2016 14:23:51
I had to bite my tongue when the lady in front of me at Wawa had a bill of $7.11.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.
Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by slugsrbad » Fri Oct 28, 2016 14:11:29
So the clock ate its first serving before it was hungry?
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.
Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Slowhand » Fri Oct 28, 2016 14:12:35
Shut up, kid.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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Re: Corny Jokes
by slugsrbad » Sat Nov 05, 2016 13:11:39
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.
Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?
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Re: Corny Jokes
by GrizzledVeteran » Fri Jan 27, 2017 14:47:27
This is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by GrizzledVeteran » Fri Jan 27, 2017 14:48:01
What do you do with a giraffe with three balls?
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Walk him and pitch to the elephant.
This is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
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Re: Corny Jokes
by Bucky » Fri May 19, 2017 21:21:37
What do you call someone who always states the obvious??
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someone who always states the obvious
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Re: Corny Jokes
by phatj » Sat May 20, 2017 01:10:59
/CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Re: Corny Jokes
by WheelsFellOff » Sat May 20, 2017 01:21:08
Bucky wrote:What do you call someone who always states the obvious??[Reveal] Spoiler:someone who always states the obvious
I like it, but I feel like I need to workshop this...
What do you call a person who takes things too literally?
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A person who takes things too literally
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Re: Corny Jokes
by The Dude » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:42:56
Bucky, hate to break it to you, but your FB joke was on the SImpsons.
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