Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:49:08

not since you quit sports

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 01, 2013 13:52:01

think the sixers had a direct role in that meltdown
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 01, 2013 14:11:00

PrattRules wrote:Afraid to looks at the Sizzlers thread today.


Wasn't so bad.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Fri Mar 01, 2013 14:18:19

im in the mood to watch Titanic. seems kind of weird

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Fri Mar 01, 2013 14:30:44

azrider is not privy to the shady behind the scenes dealings of the plush dog toy industry. with that being said, i still have no idea why someone thought a dolphin would be a good idea. what correlation is there between a little dog and arguably world's smartest mammal that lives in the sea?

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all i know is my dog loves this thing, well at least to chew on and beat the shit out of.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 15:10:20

azrider wrote: what correlation is there between a little dog and arguably world's smartest mammal that lives in the sea?


more of an opposition

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 01, 2013 17:57:19

just bought some shorts. thinkin ahead

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Fri Mar 01, 2013 18:46:25

thanks for the reminder... i should probably hit the discount rack at dillards and macys to see what they got for end of the season winter clearance.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Mar 01, 2013 19:28:56

So far New Orleans is a pretty sweet city. Way bigger the i thought.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 01, 2013 20:29:27

Gonna get fucked pretty hard in this tux rental Sunday.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Mar 01, 2013 20:34:10

PrattRules wrote:Gonna get fucked pretty hard in this tux rental Sunday.


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Fri Mar 01, 2013 20:35:22

tupay do you just pick a bsg meme out of a hat when you post
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phdave » Fri Mar 01, 2013 20:50:53

TenuredVulture wrote:I know I mostly complain about my students, but spending the day taking 7 of them up to Little Rock to watch the state legislature in action was a lot of fun. They're really good kids.


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby BigEd76 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:10:55

The family that lived next door during my college years had a 4/5-yr old that ran and threw like a girl and cried like a pussy whenever anyone yelled at him....just a total bitch kid. They moved away (overnight without telling anyone....one of those deals) and I never knew what happened to him but I figured he got picked on for most of his life. So today I read on the local newspaper website that he's now 21 and was part of a ring of six people that was arrested and sent to prison for threatening and robbing people throughout the area. Figures

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:19:12

i brought lunch meat and cheese with me to work, but forgot to bring bread. going to be a long shift.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Bucky » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:22:18

it was the subliminal no carbs message from the exorcist thread

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:38:22

well, this is probably going to end with me going somewhere for food since i don't feel like eating lunch meat and cheese without bread like a savage.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Napalm » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:39:58

be a man and eat it

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:42:20

take it to the pip threadt

chiptole is just down the road, tho...
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby pacino » Fri Mar 01, 2013 22:43:49

im thinking i may try to start making my own marinara sauce. i already add all the spices to plain sauce, so why not step it up a notch? we do the homemade meatballs, now this. eventually, add homemade pasta and ill be where my mom-mom was back in the day. i figure if i do it sundays i will have time to do it.
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