Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:23:32

swishnicholson wrote:
A man in the 500 block of Warwick Road reported his gray 2012 BMW 750 Li was stolen from his driveway overnight. The report was filed on Tuesday at 9:53 a.m. The car was unlocked and the keys were under the seat, police said.



I mean, who does this?


i can't count how many times i encountered a stolen car report that involved the keys being left with the car. I'm talking in the City of Philadelphia
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:25:20

swishnicholson wrote:Connie's Ric Rac hosts bands all the time, so you would think they'd have a way for the band members to hear their instruments and the audience to see the band members.


i've been there once. it was to see comedian Hannibal Buress. i drank nothing but $5 Jacks and Cokes there, and they were all served in red solo cups with the strongest mix I'd ever encountered (aside from ones I've made myself). I don't remember most of the jokes
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:45:51

swishnicholson wrote:Connie's Ric Rac hosts bands all the time, so you would think they'd have a way for the band members to hear their instruments and the audience to see the band members.

Place stinks

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:46:15

Barry Jive wrote:bread is pretty much just a formality. if places gave me the option of ordering all my sandwich toppings in a container for less money i'd probably do it at least 1/5 times. speaking of Chipotle, that's pretty much what a bowl is. they don't charge you less though, which is dumb. i know that wrap cost you something Chipotle, how you gonna charge the same for less food

we clearly do not see eye to eye on sandwiches if you think the bread is a formality.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby SK790 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 02:50:27

mickbayne wrote:
SK790 wrote:NOPE

going to visit mickbayne's old teriyaki stomping grounds.

You made the right choice.

only strike against that place is that they have no mongolian beef.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 03:21:14

i've been in a bad mood all night. need to shake this funk
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Mar 02, 2013 04:29:27

Hooray 3AM hot dogs, also hooray me keeping worcestershire sauce at eye level in the kitchen so I remember to use it on 3AM hot dogs
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Wizlah » Sat Mar 02, 2013 07:20:32

Working on budgets, suddenly realise that an acronym of Financial and Fundraising Strategy is FFS.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Mar 02, 2013 09:29:01

Re: burrito bowls

the bowl they put it in costs money too. you can't eat it though.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby kruker » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:31:52

The Mexican constitution prohibits the incarceration of anybody under the age of 14. The constitutional ban also applies to correctional facilities.


What? This was in an article about the 13 year old hitman who just got killed. Might need to rethink this.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Swiggers » Sat Mar 02, 2013 11:25:04

jerseyhoya wrote:I've never ordered a bowl, so I can't really comment all that authoritatively. Just going by observation. Seems like the scoop of rice is always bigger for the bowl. Beans too.


I'm kind of in shock that there are things on the Chipotle menu that you haven't ordered.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Grotewold » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:02:24

WheelsFellOff wrote:Hooray 3AM hot dogs, also hooray me keeping worcestershire sauce at eye level in the kitchen so I remember to use it on 3AM hot dogs


That's a power move, thank you

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:05:36

Is putting worcestershire sauce on hot dogs a common move? I've never heard of it.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Grotewold » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:07:02

Might boil them in it

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:42:57

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby td11 » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:44:15

jerseyhoya wrote:Pretty sure you get more rice and beans in a bowl. Probably more salsa too.


as someone who gets bowls at chipotle 3-4 times a week, this is definitely true. i can eat a bowl for 2 meals easy
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:45:37

I pan fry em and pour some over top at the end and let it carmelize. I'll use worcestershire on pretty much any meat product but bacon. Because you don't fuck with bacon.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:46:31

CalvinBall wrote:Re: burrito bowls

the bowl they put it in costs money too. you can't eat it though.


yeah, so it's a waste of money for the consumer unless they're making it up somewhere else. some of you guys seem to think they do, but i'm not convinced
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:47:45

I ordered chipotle Thursday with my phone and in the comments I asked for brown rice and sour cream on the side. In reality, I just wanted the sour cream on the side, and brown rice on the burrito, but I didn't think about the way I wrote the comment, so when I picked it up I looked in the bag and they gave me a little container of sour cream and one of the burrito bowl containers about half full of brown rice. Fwiw.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Unread postby PrattRules » Sat Mar 02, 2013 13:06:47

I pissed in this kid's shampoo bottle before. Didn't feel bad about it at the time but kinda do now.
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