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Postby pacino » Mon Feb 11, 2013 15:53:43

why's butterscotch not more prevalent? shit is delicious
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Mon Feb 11, 2013 16:16:24

pacino wrote:why's butterscotch not more prevalent? #$!&@ is delicious

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 16:47:07

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 11, 2013 17:12:56

Now her's a bad jok

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 11, 2013 17:14:02

#3 coming to a burger king near you

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Mon Feb 11, 2013 17:19:35

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Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Mon Feb 11, 2013 17:39:10

woody your avatar. now how can i use it?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Mon Feb 11, 2013 17:44:31

english unhappy they're eating on horses
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 11, 2013 19:49:01

I can't make Spanish rice without singing Spanish Eyes by Al Martino.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby FTN » Tue Feb 12, 2013 00:33:18

one of the weirdest things about human beings is how when you try to organize something, there is always one person out of the group who seems hellbent on ruining the positive momentum of the project by just being an ass

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 12, 2013 00:43:52

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 12, 2013 03:36:31

Obviously, that's a subterfuge.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CFP » Tue Feb 12, 2013 15:50:59

I pretty much completely forgot OJ was in jail

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 15:56:47

sales can make you feel so inconsequential. I feel insignificant.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 12, 2013 16:26:39

Every time I go to the bathroom in the afternoon, there is always a piece of paper at the base of the toilet. Not toilet paper, but the kind you would wash your hands with. Every single time. I don't know who is doing it, but I really want to know who and why. Can anybody help me set up a sting?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 16:45:55

swishnicholson wrote:not Chris Dorner's truck


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 12, 2013 16:49:26

What the hell is going on at Nova?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 12, 2013 16:54:39

Wheels Tupay wrote:What the hell is going on at Nova?


5 Hospitalized in Hazmat Incident
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 12, 2013 16:55:31

swishnicholson wrote:
Wheels Tupay wrote:What the hell is going on at Nova?


5 Hospitalized in Hazmat Incident


Clarification:

Early reports indicate the incident may have involved some kind of chemical.


The more you know.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:10:11

early reports it was caused by a thing, or a person
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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