Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 18:36:17

BigEd76 wrote:
azrider wrote:
pacino wrote:why's butterscotch not more prevalent? #$!&@ is delicious


wtf is butterscotch?


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or the stripper you brought home a few weeks ago


Any excuse.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Tue Feb 12, 2013 18:45:58

CNN says Dorner may have hostages.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 12, 2013 18:58:54

is there any live coverage of this?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:02:19

Wheels Tupay wrote:is there any live coverage of this?

CNN and MSNBC. But the helicopter shots are not live.

Press conference about to start
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:20:12

what's up with this fad where chicks draw a mustache on their finger or paste a paper mustache to their upper lip and take pictures? is this suppose to be cute? all of my female friends do not understand this either. i mean it's about as cute as me sticking a tampon up my ass, bending over and taking pictures of me in the middle of the bar.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:21:04

I'd say it's a little cuter

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:22:19

I'm gonna have to agree with Barry on this one.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:28:36

Is it the new duck face?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:30:23

No, it's hipster/nerd chick tomfoolery.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Tue Feb 12, 2013 19:46:22

One of the deputies that was shot has died.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:20:08

"A tactical operation is now underway ... tear gas fired into cabin"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:21:56

SWAT team has entered the cabin and there's smoke
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:22:20

"A SWAT team has entered the cabin"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:24:12

"Cabin may be on fire"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:26:56

Lots of black smoke pouring out of the woods.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:28:39

CalvinBall wrote:Lots of black smoke pouring out of the woods.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:33:34

Seeing tweets that he fled the scene. Tracks leading away from cabin. No idea how reporters would know that.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:34:50

Cabin engulfed in flames. Ammunition inside cabin asplodin'.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby z ipper » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:41:29

really hoping there aren't two asian women in there.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Roger Dorn » Tue Feb 12, 2013 20:52:55

Police told the media to stop tweeting because its jeopardizing the lives of the police force. People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

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