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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Eem » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:15:08

Barry Jive wrote:early reports it was caused by a thing, or a person

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:16:21

pacino wrote:why's butterscotch not more prevalent? #$!&@ is delicious


wtf is butterscotch?

the only thing i do know is that i would give my left testicle for a box of krimpets right now!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby mickbayne » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:16:44

Penn had a hazmat incident last week: http://www.thedp.com/article/2013/02/haz-mat-incident-at-vagelos-labs-prompts-upennalert

Supposedly it was caused by a disgruntled grad student threatening to mix some chemicals and blow up himself (and the building).
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:38:39

Dorner and police exchanging gunfire in big bear

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:43:09

popped a zit on the back of my thigh and the damn thing won't stop bleeding... thinking about asking the new neighbor if she has a bandaid.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:43:48

comcast buying the rest of nbc for 16.7 billion woah boy

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:44:27

Win?
Be Bold!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:44:58

2 cops shot in Big Bear, CA. Jesus.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:46:23

CalvinBall wrote:comcast buying the rest of nbc for 16.7 billion woah boy


The folks at Vulture.com probably think it's a bad deal.

http://www.vulture.com/2013/02/has-nbc- ... eturn.html
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:47:09

i think the helicopters found dorner. cops closing in.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:47:15

TheFrank wrote:2 cops shot in Big Bear, CA. Jesus.


Did Dornan do it, or did some other cops think the two guys were Dornan?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:50:31

he's been hanging out in a cabin. really

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:51:18

CalvinBall wrote:i think the helicopters found dorner. cops closing in.


Helicopters or drones?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:51:40

big bear is a great place to hide... but if you are found, you're definitely trapped with only two ways out of town. he's as good as dead.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:51:52

azrider wrote:
pacino wrote:why's butterscotch not more prevalent? #$!&@ is delicious


wtf is butterscotch?


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or the stripper you brought home a few weeks ago

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:53:15

Im expecting approximately 85 gun shot wounds for Dorner when this is over
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:54:52

so is it a type of caramel?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:55:49

azrider wrote:popped a zit on the back of my thigh and the damn thing won't stop bleeding... thinking about asking the new neighbor if she has a bandaid.


This was a pretty good post in the middle of the dorner conversation
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 12, 2013 17:58:03

now there is smoke in the driveway

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 18:09:54

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