Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:33:32

jerseyhoya wrote:
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Roger Dorn wrote:People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

One would hope

Really?

Do fire hoses have a longer range than guns?


If it's a matter of protecting firefighters, then yes it's reasonable.

If it's a matter of exacting retribution, then it's animal, and yes, one hopes for better, or at least I do.

Since the statement was "let the cabin burn" rather than "maintain a safe distance", I assumed the second proposition was being agreed to.

But I was wrong.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:52:09

There needs to be more bolo ties in this country.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:53:41

What if it's just the safest way to disarm this guy without costing any more innocent lives from a guy who has made abundantly clear his intention to continue to kill?
How many cops should die before burning his cabin down becomes an acceptable course of action?

That seems entirely reasonable to me and I am staunch anti-death penalty.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:57:46

oh we weren't even talking about burning down his cabin on purpose. yikes. that's about the sloppiest course of action you could take outside of actually bombing it. I think all of us were under the assumption that the fire was accidentally started due to the smoke bombs. again, yikes.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:58:29

also might want to drop the "staunch" from your opposition to the death penalty.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 22:59:36

yous you aren't even arguing the facts now. you haven't answered one question
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:01:52

Youseff wrote:oh we weren't even talking about burning down his cabin on purpose. yikes. that's about the sloppiest course of action you could take outside of actually bombing it. I think all of us were under the assumption that the fire was accidentally started due to the smoke bombs. again, yikes.


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby pacino » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:02:46

kinda glad i wasnt a part of this shit show
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:03:01

Youseff wrote:also might want to drop the "staunch" from your opposition to the death penalty.


GREAT point.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:03:28

swishnicholson wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
Roger Dorn wrote:People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

One would hope

Really?

Do fire hoses have a longer range than guns?


If it's a matter of protecting firefighters, then yes it's reasonable.

If it's a matter of exacting retribution, then it's animal, and yes, one hopes for better, or at least I do.

Since the statement was "let the cabin burn" rather than "maintain a safe distance", I assumed the second proposition was being agreed to.

But I was wrong.

Holding the fire department back is pretty similar to maintaining a safe distance in my book

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:03:43

Body confirmed to be dorner's

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Savior » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:04:19

jim gardner says he dead

what a coward if he committed suicide
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:05:24

Trent Steele wrote:
Youseff wrote:also might want to drop the "staunch" from your opposition to the death penalty.


GREAT point.


lame.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:07:44

Youseff wrote:
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Youseff wrote:also might want to drop the "staunch" from your opposition to the death penalty.


GREAT point.


lame.


I honestly just don't care what you think.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:08:21

yous you didn't provide one argument. yousucked
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:10:29

for what? I made about 5 points then called out Trent for being a sloppy hypocrite. pretty OK night of work.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby z ipper » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:10:33

first he got fired by the lapd then he got fired by the lapd

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby pacino » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:12:24

z ipper wrote:first he got fired by the lapd then he got fired by the lapd

that's the z ipper we've come to know and know
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:12:53

Youseff wrote:for what? I made about 5 points then called out Trent for being a sloppy hypocrite. pretty OK night of work.


you said things like "Fire bad?", "tear gas". you made no points. you don't know if tear gas was tried, they cleared the way for the firemen after making sure they were safe, he could left the burning house, etc. you made no points.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:15:15

I made the point that I don't think letting a man burn to death in a building is responsible police work. I made it clear I'm not law enforcement and I'm not sure what proper protocol is but I doubt it includes letting a man burn to death in a fire. I'm not sure how simple I have to make that for you to understand.
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