Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:21:50

wallet here please

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:07:36

barber pal is a good pal to have

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:14:18

Made a header for PeteOrrFacts. Think I'm starting to get the hang of this photogimp thingermabob
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:22:56

soon philly.com will be knocking at your door.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:24:20

the circus is at work this week. my goal is to find where they keep the animals and then look at them i guess.

there are little girls with weird accents. maybe 8 yrs old? i always wondered how they got into the circus. like was it their choice? or were they born into it? anyways, the circus is a weird.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Rev_Beezer » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:24:38

right ear blocked all day yesterday, still blocked today. Feels like I'm underwater. Blah.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:42:13

CalvinBall wrote:the circus is at work this week. my goal is to find where they keep the animals and then look at them i guess.

there are little girls with weird accents. maybe 8 yrs old? i always wondered how they got into the circus. like was it their choice? or were they born into it? anyways, the circus is a weird.



In prior years there was an area outside with the cage/truck things with all the animals. Don't know how that works out in the winter though. Maybe they're using Novacare with the blessing of Mike Vick.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:49:23

Houshphandzadeh wrote:barber pal is a good pal to have


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby FTN » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:04:28

i'm consistently fascinated by the dynamics of this message board

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:05:03

guy next to me is taking an hour to eat a fucking wrap. he also chose the stool next to me despite there being about 60 other empty seats. i've never been angrier
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:05:20

PrattRules wrote:Feels like Black History Month is Less in-your-face this year.

dorner had to go and ruin it right

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:14:08

FTN wrote:i'm consistently fascinated by the dynamics of this message board


what has you fascinated today?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:24:21

CalvinBall wrote:
FTN wrote:i'm consistently fascinated by the dynamics of this message board


what has you fascinated today?



the dynamics


, apparently

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:24:41

elaborate

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:25:32

ok

more specifically

the dynamics of this message board

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:28:58

this isn't horseshoes

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:32:26

CalvinBall wrote:the circus is at work this week. my goal is to find where they keep the animals and then look at them i guess.

there are little girls with weird accents. maybe 8 yrs old? i always wondered how they got into the circus. like was it their choice? or were they born into it?


Check their teeth.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:35:29

jamiethekiller wrote:this isn't horseshoes


it is sort of like hand grenades though
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:40:08

At what point do you start calling your parents friends by their first name? I still address them as Mr. and Mrs. ______ when I speak with them, and I don't think that'll ever change.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Wed Feb 13, 2013 13:42:57

i've called my parents friends by their first name since forever

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