Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:56:35

Barry Jive wrote:So the death penalty point is completely irrelevant to your argument


Yeah, I think originally it may have been in reference to a due process point or to establish that I am not generally supportive of state murder but that they are exceptions I can accept. Or something.

I am not inclined to blame the cops for not trying to rescue a cop killer that probably would shoot at them if they tried.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:56:47

we weren't upset, we were pointing out how youseff was being weird
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:58:44

I really don't even care at all and am kinda pissed that this is taking me away from fantasy baseball prep and pron.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Tue Feb 12, 2013 23:58:56

Trent Steele wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:So the death penalty point is completely irrelevant to your argument


Yeah, I think originally it may have been in reference to a due process point or to establish that I am not generally supportive of state murder but that they are exceptions I can accept. Or something.

I am not inclined to blame the cops for not trying to rescue a cop killer that probably would shoot at them if they tried.


Yeah, me neither. I'm not sure who would have done a better job with this. Cops on a manhunt for a cop killer is probably not a good strategy though.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:05:51

jerseyhoya wrote:
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jerseyhoya wrote:
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Roger Dorn wrote:People are tweeting the police are holding the fire department back to let the cabin burn in case he's inside.

One would hope

Really?

Do fire hoses have a longer range than guns?


If it's a matter of protecting firefighters, then yes it's reasonable.

If it's a matter of exacting retribution, then it's animal, and yes, one hopes for better, or at least I do.

Since the statement was "let the cabin burn" rather than "maintain a safe distance", I assumed the second proposition was being agreed to.

But I was wrong.

Holding the fire department back is pretty similar to maintaining a safe distance in my book


Right, I'm saying I misunderstood your comment, although the original comment is sort of like a second amendment thing-you can focus on the "holding the fire department back" part or "let the cabin burn in case he's inside." I assumed the tweeters were implying they were not putting the fire out so the guy would hopefully burn to death. But maybe I was wrong about that , too.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:06:54

I've received a lifetime supply of wallets as gifts over the last two years.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:08:22

I need a new wallet.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:12:44

Me too. I've been reduced to requesting one for Father's Day. Which is pretty fucking lame, but who buys a wallet for themselves? I don't even know where to go to buy a wallet.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:14:33

Surely there's a Walmart in Arkansas... :)
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:15:18

PrattRules wrote:I've received a lifetime supply of wallets as gifts over the last two years.


Your comment pairs well with your signature.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:15:25

I can hook people up at BSG VI. Wallets here!
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby bury me » Wed Feb 13, 2013 00:44:16

ill take one

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TheFrank » Wed Feb 13, 2013 01:43:54

LAPD is now denying that there was a body found in the cabin.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby azrider » Wed Feb 13, 2013 02:03:23

Kind of afraid to open the candy van thread... Don't know if it would open me up to an fbi investigation.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Wed Feb 13, 2013 03:20:45

and the dog named THE Dog at THE dog show of all dog shows is:


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Feb 13, 2013 05:32:00

Maybe I was hearing things (which is entirely possible), but I /think/ the police spokesperson lady said law enforcement didn't fire/throw smoke canisters into the cabin and that they suspect Dorner himself may have set off his own smoke canisters to provide cover for an escape. If so... "woops!"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Wed Feb 13, 2013 05:43:37

azrider wrote:Kind of afraid to open the candy van thread... Don't know if it would open me up to an fbi investigation.

Oh, I'm quite sure the google image searches I've done for those photoshops have gotten me placed on at least one watch list.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 702 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 08:31:32

Video of cops out there screaming orders to "burn that mother fucker down".

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Roger Dorn » Wed Feb 13, 2013 08:41:08

702 wrote:Video of cops out there screaming orders to "burn that mother #$!&@ down".


The LAPD has handled this case pretty terribly.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 13, 2013 08:49:28

Feels like Black History Month is Less in-your-face this year.
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