Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Feb 13, 2013 16:54:37

RIP DiM's toilet

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Wed Feb 13, 2013 16:56:22

My comment was insensitive. Here, I'll try to make up for it:

"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Wed Feb 13, 2013 16:57:28

Doll Is Mine wrote:My male friend and I are no longer.

I'm fine with it.


All downhill since the dinner date fiasco

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Doll Is Mine » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:02:20

We just have very little in common and I refuse to settle like so many desperate hetero men do.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:03:51

you and calvin have a lot in common

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby z ipper » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:04:00

you go girl.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby bury me » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:06:17

how old are you doll is mine? that hertero comment might be rude

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:06:33

having nothing in common is usually a bad thing
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:09:02

And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Slowhand » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:13:07

I sure am glad I had no aspirations for grad school because I never "participated" in class and I certainly never talked with any of my professors. I would've been hard pressed to find someone to give me a good letter.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:30:37

jerseyhoya wrote:And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's


:lol:
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:33:25

Doll Is Mine wrote:We just have very little in common and I refuse to settle like so many desperate hetero men do.

Mrs. Vulture settled, not me.
Be Bold!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:39:40

Yesterday, I graded what might be the worst paper of my career. I thought the student might have turned in the wrong assignment, as it had no apparent connection to anything we've done in class all semester.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Feb 13, 2013 17:40:46

You're gettin' too old Paul. You were grading Applebee's Early Bird Menu.
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Eem » Wed Feb 13, 2013 19:22:58

I have six episodes of The Wire left and I am dying to click on the thread
Bed and bath i love this places

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Feb 13, 2013 19:37:39

My Spacemen 3 shirt got ruined :(

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PhillieMooDo » Wed Feb 13, 2013 20:29:24

My wife taught at DCCC for a bit and had lots of kids she didn't really know ask for letters. Basically, for these kids, their options were limited based on how many classes they were able to take with the same professor.

I know I'll be in this kind of boat later this year, as I try to get to know a professor or two over the course of three quarters who can write something for me for grad school. For me, it's been ten years since undergrad, can't rely on those professors anymore.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" - Einstein

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 13, 2013 20:45:37

Does any bakery still give you 13 donuts if you order a dozen?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Wed Feb 13, 2013 21:38:44

Just came across a word document of youtube videos I liked my freshman year of college. #1 on the list was the music video for Separate Ways. This should be good.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Wed Feb 13, 2013 23:03:51

TenuredVulture wrote:Yesterday, I graded what might be the worst paper of my career. I thought the student might have turned in the wrong assignment, as it had no apparent connection to anything we've done in class all semester.


A high school friend of mine who's now an art professor had this FB status update tonight:

Grading a college paper and wanting to cry from all of the incorrect uses of "too" instead of "to" and "they're" instead of "their".
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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