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Postby PrattRules » Thu Feb 14, 2013 22:08:36

I was gonna try to start reading and posting in the new politics thread, but it's already 5 pages in. May as well wait til the next one.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 22:10:54

don't do it.

i read the politics thread pretty religiously, but i hate commenting since jerz/werthless already have a half dozen super liberal posters to respond to.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Thu Feb 14, 2013 22:46:01

the more you post in that thread the worse your quality of life will be, general rule
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Thu Feb 14, 2013 22:50:15

Or is it that you post in this thread more because your quality of life has become worse?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Thu Feb 14, 2013 23:31:19

PrattRules wrote:I was gonna try to start reading and posting in the new politics thread, but it's already 5 pages in. May as well wait til the next one.

I've been reading them for a few months, because I don't follow the news at all and I figured it would give me a digest of what's going on in politics, but I hardly ever post.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Thu Feb 14, 2013 23:42:32

Only people in this restaurant are me and a couple that's been arguing all night

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Feb 15, 2013 00:12:51

send them a plate of scrapple
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Feb 15, 2013 00:13:49

i think i forgot to tell that story here. a couple weeks ago i was out of my mind at like 4:30 a.m. and went to the Broad Street Diner. i asked the waitress to send two plates of scrapple to two different tables and tell them "from the gentleman"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby mickbayne » Fri Feb 15, 2013 00:19:34

Barry Jive wrote:i think i forgot to tell that story here. a couple weeks ago i was out of my mind at like 4:30 a.m. and went to the Broad Street Diner. i asked the waitress to send two plates of scrapple to two different tables and tell them "from the gentleman"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Fri Feb 15, 2013 00:20:37

gotta admit, kinda feels like barry has been on a roll lately

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Feb 15, 2013 00:21:50

i took the idea from a dude i follow on twitter who did it at the Tiffany Diner several years ago. i came across the tweet again recently and decided that was the right time to go for it

my waitress loved it. it appeared the recipients did not. i don't remember what i ordered for myself
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Feb 15, 2013 00:48:51

Barry Jive wrote:i ate Outback takeout with my parents. it was okay


I did the same thing, with my coworkers in a hotel lobby. Best part is the wedge salad.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Fri Feb 15, 2013 05:20:14

I think I might be getting Teo'd. I never thought I'd start liking a girl online that turns out to have a dick. I hope there is no dick. I am turning weirder than I ever thought I would be. Thanks a lot, internet message boards.
Do it again!

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Fri Feb 15, 2013 08:46:00

Barry Jive wrote:i took the idea from a dude i follow on twitter who did it at the Tiffany Diner several years ago. i came across the tweet again recently and decided that was the right time to go for it

my waitress loved it. it appeared the recipients did not. i don't remember what i ordered for myself


Those fuckers. Who hates on free scrapple?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Fri Feb 15, 2013 08:56:38

This is the Golden Age.


WilliamC wrote:I think I might be getting Teo'd. I never thought I'd start liking a girl online that turns out to have a dick. I hope there is no dick. I am turning weirder than I ever thought I would be. Thanks a lot, internet message boards.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Feb 15, 2013 09:58:55

WilliamC wrote:I think I might be getting Teo'd. I never thought I'd start liking a girl online that turns out to have a dick. I hope there is no dick. I am turning weirder than I ever thought I would be. Thanks a lot, internet message boards.


woah what

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:38:50

CalvinBall wrote:
WilliamC wrote:I think I might be getting Teo'd. I never thought I'd start liking a girl online that turns out to have a dick. I hope there is no dick. I am turning weirder than I ever thought I would be. Thanks a lot, internet message boards.


woah what


She is definitely real, I talked to that dude.

Just kidding, she is real.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:40:19

I don't want to meet her though I do love awkward moments. No I don't.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:42:22

Came up with a last-minute, cheapskate Valentine's idea -- took her to Fels Planetarium, and we went up onto the observatory to look at stars and the moon. $5, great success

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:51:46

hell yeah. will steal for future usage
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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