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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Fri Feb 15, 2013 22:52:38

Bulletproof Coffee really fucks your colon doesn't it
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Woody » Fri Feb 15, 2013 23:36:04

Nah two kids in daycare touching all the other kids' stool fingers all day long

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 702 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 00:44:27

Woody wrote:Nah two kids in daycare touching all the other kids' stool fingers all day long

Not what i wanted to read....at all

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 00:58:32

cannot wait to eat and drink my face off tomorrow
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Sat Feb 16, 2013 01:04:57

I'm thinking of changing my username to Polished Turd, thoughts?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 01:07:32

not sure why you would?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Feb 16, 2013 01:24:20

The Dude wrote:not sure why you wouldn't?


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Sat Feb 16, 2013 01:29:23

The Dude wrote:not sure why you would?

Point taken

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The Dude wrote:not sure why you wouldn't?


FYP

Point taken
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 01:38:47

don't ever fix my post
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Sat Feb 16, 2013 01:55:39

The Dude wrote:cannot wait to eat and drink my face off tomorrow


The Dude wrote:don't ever fix my post
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phdave » Sat Feb 16, 2013 02:29:58

The Dude wrote:stupid effing KC airport and their bar/restaurant OUTSIDE security


Yeah, what the fuck? I hated that airport. Fucking missed some playoff baseball because of that shit.

Oh, the have a sandwich cart in the corner if you want.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:42:16

yeah, but it was only bud light and you feel like an alcy if you want more than one. what a shitty airport
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Sat Feb 16, 2013 13:49:03

from the Kroll show, this is making the rounds. a funny send up of a perfectly ambiguously European type.

This is what a real tenderoni likes to do for you

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Sat Feb 16, 2013 16:23:23

Kate Upton is everything that is good and right about the US FUCKING A
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Sat Feb 16, 2013 17:14:50

Had shoes shipped to my mom's house this week. Get there today and see two boxes. I open one of the boxes to see two pairs of shoes. Open them up and neither are what I ordered. Open up the other box and it has my correct order in it.

So I have two pairs of running shoes to resell. 12.5 men's and a 8 women's.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Sat Feb 16, 2013 17:24:32

Noticed my first gray hairs today. Not all that broken up about it.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Feb 16, 2013 18:23:16

Trent Steele wrote:Noticed my first gray hairs today. Not all that broken up about it.


Grey hair is good sign. It means your hair is strong and less likely to lose it.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bill McNeal » Sat Feb 16, 2013 19:38:15

Trent Steele wrote:Noticed my first gray hairs today. Not all that broken up about it.

I've been getting them recently too and I surprisingly don't care. I'm not losing it, and my wife said it she actually kind of likes it. That might be weird, but whatever, she's the one fucking me, so what do I care.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Sat Feb 16, 2013 19:43:17

Looking forward to recaps of Trent's and The Dude's nights, here or Philly.com

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Dude » Sat Feb 16, 2013 20:04:36

:cry:

baby vomiting like a geyser, so i'm drinking nugget nectars at home tonight
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