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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:48:39

1 wrote:
SK790 wrote:i bet kate upton would be horrible to have a conversation with.

I bet absolutely no one fantasizes about that.

my parents always told me i was special.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:49:05

SK needs to wertz.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 21:59:07

probably the last thing i need right now.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 22:06:29

SK790 wrote:
1 wrote:
SK790 wrote:i bet kate upton would be horrible to have a conversation with.

I bet absolutely no one fantasizes about that.

my parents always told me i was special.


Full disclosure- I am incapable of fully objectifying a woman. I always think about stuff like that, too.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Savior » Sun Feb 17, 2013 22:35:39

"you just shat yourself omg that smells horrible"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 22:56:08

where did you shit yourself?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Savior » Sun Feb 17, 2013 22:58:00

on the couch. normal weekend occurrence. during the week, i generally shit myself in my office. no one complains.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 18, 2013 00:13:40

SK, are you okay, pal?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 00:56:01

why would i not be okay?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 18, 2013 01:00:21

I'm a little more concerned about The Savior.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Feb 18, 2013 01:01:58

I mean, I realize if you spend enough time on this board you could figure shitting yourself was a common occurrence. But it still tends to be frowned upon in some circles.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Mon Feb 18, 2013 08:16:44

yea you seem way too casual about shitting yourself

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 08:17:18

really
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby SK790 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 08:17:37

like i haven't even sharted since i've been like 10.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Mon Feb 18, 2013 08:45:40

I did in HS once but it was because I had a stomach bug
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 18, 2013 09:03:45

i don't think he sharted himself

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Mon Feb 18, 2013 09:43:10

PrattRules wrote:Went to Matador last night in Wayne. Dude charged me 6 bucks for a corona. Almost told him to #$!&@ himself.


I would have said, "uh, there must be a mistake, we're not in Manhattan."
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Mon Feb 18, 2013 09:44:12

The Dude wrote:day two of upton-gate


If her last name were Smith or something else, I don't think the board would care so much.
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Swiggers » Mon Feb 18, 2013 09:45:22

The Savior wrote:on the couch. normal weekend occurrence. during the week, i generally #$!&@ myself in my office. no one complains.


I bet bury me would trade intestines with you in a heartbeat.
jerseyhoya wrote:I think the reason you get yelled at is you appear to hate listening to sports talk radio, but regularly listen to sports talk radio, and then frequently post about how bad listening to sports talk radio is after you were once again listening to it.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:07:47

Just paid off my 4k credit card debt. Thanks tax return!

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