Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:00:37

Holy crap! We have a NASCAR thread.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:16:08

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:35:01

still in New York. trying to get my girlfriend to take me to the Ghostbusters fire house
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:39:07

Barry Jive wrote:still in New York. trying to get my girlfriend to take me to the Ghostbusters fire house


you're in NY effing C and THAT is what you want to waste time doing?

Why not stumble around knocking into buildings, pretending you're the sta-puft marshmallow man?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:41:30

that's not a bad idea. next time i'll bring some shrooms.

we've done plenty already this weekend and i'll be back soon. it didn't occur to me until yesterday that I'd be really geeked out to see it and it's not far from where she lives.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby drsmooth » Mon Feb 18, 2013 13:25:04

Barry Jive wrote:that's not a bad idea. next time i'll bring some shrooms.

we've done plenty already this weekend and i'll be back soon. it didn't occur to me until yesterday that I'd be really geeked out to see it and it's not far from where she lives.


did you make the comedy club?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Feb 18, 2013 13:32:49

If you feel like you need to get in to an apartment building bad enough to ring random numbers, how about picking ones on the first floor

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Mon Feb 18, 2013 14:26:38

not sure I follow your logic
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Mon Feb 18, 2013 14:29:49

I'm guessing Housh lives on or above the 2nd floor
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Mon Feb 18, 2013 15:22:53

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If you feel like you need to get in to an apartment building bad enough to ring random numbers, how about picking ones on the first floor

Youseff wrote:not sure I follow your logic

If it's an emergency (safety, bathroom, drunk, all of the above), why introduce stairs/elevator into the equation?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Mon Feb 18, 2013 15:28:06

Werthless wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:If you feel like you need to get in to an apartment building bad enough to ring random numbers, how about picking ones on the first floor

Youseff wrote:not sure I follow your logic

If it's an emergency (safety, bathroom, drunk, all of the above), why introduce stairs/elevator into the equation?


Exactly. Also, why impose on people who have to go down stairs to get to front?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 18, 2013 18:26:00

If it's an emergency, I'm hitting all the doorbells at once

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Mon Feb 18, 2013 18:28:19

I always thought Alicia Keys went out of her way to look less hot than she is. She looks like a healthy supermodel when she isn't going all showy.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Mon Feb 18, 2013 18:37:28

She seems pretty cool.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Napalm » Mon Feb 18, 2013 18:38:36

i'd have sex with her in public or private if she asked me to

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Mon Feb 18, 2013 18:42:27

Yeah I bet she'd bring another girl too, she played a convincing lesbian in a movie
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Mon Feb 18, 2013 18:50:04

paging simpsons kid

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Youseff » Mon Feb 18, 2013 20:15:57

Trent Steele wrote:
Werthless wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:If you feel like you need to get in to an apartment building bad enough to ring random numbers, how about picking ones on the first floor

Youseff wrote:not sure I follow your logic

If it's an emergency (safety, bathroom, drunk, all of the above), why introduce stairs/elevator into the equation?


Exactly. Also, why impose on people who have to go down stairs to get to front?


makes sense. for some reason my brain related Housh's random thought to a pre-cell phone part of my life where I went over to my buddies apt. complex but neglected to ask which one he lived in. I rang on as many as I could asking if they knew which apt. Matt was in.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 18, 2013 20:20:26

drsmooth wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:that's not a bad idea. next time i'll bring some shrooms.

we've done plenty already this weekend and i'll be back soon. it didn't occur to me until yesterday that I'd be really geeked out to see it and it's not far from where she lives.


did you make the comedy club?


i did, it was a good time. I'll probably go back again.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:01:08

Has anyone ever seen the kids show "Oobi?"

Maybe the lamest show of all time. Watch it and you'll see why.
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