Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Feb 19, 2013 04:00:16

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Reminded me of this, which made me laff...

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:15:59

Three weeks until my annual Scottsdale golf trip. I so excited.


http://www.scottsdaleluxuryvacationrental.com/tour.html
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Silence Sarge » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:45:22

Trent Steele wrote:Three weeks until my annual Scottsdale golf trip. I so excited.


http://www.scottsdaleluxuryvacationrental.com/tour.html

That place looks amazing. I was excited about the golf trip I'm going on to Myrtle Beach in May but damn.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby pacino » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:50:24

started putting some gel in my hair for the first time in four years. i look good.
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:55:08

Silence Sarge wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Three weeks until my annual Scottsdale golf trip. I so excited.


http://www.scottsdaleluxuryvacationrental.com/tour.html

That place looks amazing. I was excited about the golf trip I'm going on to Myrtle Beach in May but damn.


It's insane. Stayed there last year and was blown away.

16 guys in the house, so the cost ends up not being much different than staying in a nice hotel.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:03:03

how long are you there? looks absolutely stunning.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:18:43

CalvinBall wrote:how long are you there? looks absolutely stunning.


We have it for the whole week of March 10 to 17th. Most people will get there Tuesday or Weds. Will go to a ST game on Tuesday, golf Weds thru Sat. Fly home Sunday.

It's a really cool place. Built into a mountain. Something like 13,000 Sq Ft. The entire house is controlled by an IPad (including waterfalls). Works out to $2k a guy for the week. This is the 6th year we've done it. First few years we did hotels/villas, but then we found this and wouldn't do it any other way now.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby jamiethekiller » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:22:53

pacino wrote:started putting some gel in my hair for the first time in four years. i look good.


can't polish a turd

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Grotewold » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:24:57

Silence Sarge wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Three weeks until my annual Scottsdale golf trip. I so excited.


http://www.scottsdaleluxuryvacationrental.com/tour.html

That place looks amazing.


Kinda sad my eyes went straight to the tv room

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby td11 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:25:17

jamiethekiller wrote:
pacino wrote:started putting some gel in my hair for the first time in four years. i look good.


can't polish a turd


i laughed
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:33:22

hey trent, how do you decide who gets the master suite??

that place is AMAZING

needs moar supermodels

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:34:03

i love how basically an entire side of the place is one massive door.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:49:18

Bucky wrote:hey trent, how do you decide who gets the master suite??

that place is AMAZING

needs moar supermodels


We pull names out of hat

Firepit on roof best part of house.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby 1 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:37:57

are those cars part of the deal?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Soren » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:56:42

Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 19, 2013 13:06:01

1 wrote:are those cars part of the deal?


Yes, but they aren't particularly useful for 16 guys with golf bags so we really don't use them.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Tue Feb 19, 2013 13:27:40

PrattRules wrote:Hey, they just added Meat Loaf to spotify. Good times.

I was afraid that they would do anything for their readers, but they won't do that.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Feb 19, 2013 14:02:10

holy shit Trent.

Don't get eaten by a mountain lion.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby JUburton » Tue Feb 19, 2013 14:12:32

I'm not totally sure why, but this cracked me up.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/secret ... alo,29914/

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Feb 19, 2013 16:37:11

Great day today. First, I only had two classes this morning and they are both the same content, so I could do the same thing in each class. I only show 2-3 long videos a year and today was one of those days. So no class prep today. Then I came home and made fresh salsa and tacos for lunch. Then we got on the train and went over to a ski resort across the valley. It's the highest area in this canton and my brother-in-law and his friends (they're here visiting) wanted to go. It was also my first visit. I didn't realize they had a sledding track. We rented sleds and took the lift up the mountain for the really long trail back down. We're not sure of the exact length, but it had to be 3-5 miles long. We picked the middle speed sleds, so we were moving pretty fast. It was crazy fun. I mean, really, it's the most fun I've had in a long while. And it was a beautiful day outside to top it off. Now I'm going to order some chicken vindaloo. Great day.
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