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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Feb 19, 2013 16:38:56

I wish I had a fire pit on the roof. That place is ridiculous.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 19, 2013 17:10:49

Pro tip: In a multiple choice exam, it's unlikely that the correct answer is "being a bunch of jerks." (in addition to knowing nothing about American Government, this student is also a lousy guesser. She also thought "any Kardashian" was the correct answer to "which of the following is a member of C. Wright Mills's power elite?")
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby CalvinBall » Tue Feb 19, 2013 17:14:24

you have answers like that on college exams?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 19, 2013 17:21:32

The idea is to help ease student stress and anxiety. Must everything be so serious?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Werthless » Tue Feb 19, 2013 17:24:29

I think having multiple choice questions is enough of a joke to make any mention of the Kardashians redundant.

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 19, 2013 17:25:29

Werthless wrote:I think having multiple choice questions is enough of a joke to make any mention of the Kardashians redundant.


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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 17:49:06

Damnit hasn't she learned that you always guess "C" when in doubt?

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Feb 19, 2013 20:18:46

I think the Kardashian answer may have been C.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 19, 2013 21:36:42

Kardashian? Definitely a D.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Tue Feb 19, 2013 22:12:34

On top of all the drama with my dog being put down this morning, I get to move into a windowless office in the bowels of the Pentagon on Friday. Better start taking the Vitamin D supplements tomorrow I guess.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 19, 2013 22:21:40

LG that sounds like the cold open of a new AMC drama

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby The Savior » Tue Feb 19, 2013 23:30:03

Luzinski's Gut wrote:On top of all the drama with my dog being put down this morning, I get to move into a windowless office in the bowels of the Pentagon on Friday. Better start taking the Vitamin D supplements tomorrow I guess.


is that where we'll be hacking the chinese to their deaths?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Feb 19, 2013 23:31:03

watching Heat on encore channel. I can't believe this movie is almost 20 years old. Shit like that blows my mind.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby PrattRules » Tue Feb 19, 2013 23:39:55

I'm always so optimistic around 9ish that I'm gonna go to bed early and get a ton of sleep. But then The Fugitive comes on and I need to watch it for the 28th time. And that's a kind estimate.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Feb 20, 2013 00:05:34

(immediately starts searching the guide)

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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Wed Feb 20, 2013 00:17:27

Trent Steele wrote:watching Heat on encore channel. I can't believe this movie is almost 20 years old. #$!&@ like that blows my mind.



I just watched it again recently. It holds up. I wish the two had it in them for one last crazy performance like that.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WilliamC » Wed Feb 20, 2013 00:18:58

Aside from Tombstone, probably Kilmer's best work too.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Feb 20, 2013 00:55:43

WilliamC wrote:Aside from Tombstone, probably Kilmer's best work too.

Disagree.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby phatj » Wed Feb 20, 2013 01:23:49

No respect for Real Genius. Barbarians.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts

Postby Bucky » Wed Feb 20, 2013 01:33:44

phatj wrote:No respect for Real Genius. Barbarians.

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