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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:32:27
Someone should invent a device like a colostomy bag for flatulence.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Soren » Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:40:31
TenuredVulture wrote:Someone should invent a device like a colostomy bag for flatulence.
farted directly before reading this post #smallworld
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Bucky » Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:43:35
Luzinski's Gut wrote:Has anyone ever seen the kids show "Oobi?"
Maybe the lamest show of all time. Watch it and you'll see why.
i still sing the song all the time
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by phatj » Mon Feb 18, 2013 21:56:29
Luzinski's Gut wrote:Has anyone ever seen the kids show "Oobi?"
Maybe the lamest show of all time. Watch it and you'll see why.
Who could resist a pitch like that
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Luzinski's Gut » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:19:31
It's so lame, that you'll actually appreciate the lameness once you lay eyes on the show.
phatj wrote:Luzinski's Gut wrote:Has anyone ever seen the kids show "Oobi?"
Maybe the lamest show of all time. Watch it and you'll see why.
Who could resist a pitch like that
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by drsmooth » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:21:45
TenuredVulture wrote:Someone should invent a device like a colostomy bag for flatulence.
you mean like The Fart Cup™ ?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by PrattRules » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:21:53
Hey, they just added Meat Loaf to spotify. Good times.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Youseff » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:25:19
I can be so lazy
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Barry Jive » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:27:47
speaking of kids' shows, has anybody seen Adventure Time? is it good, or just dorkbait
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Luzinski's Gut » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:30:00
not so good barry
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Soren » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:42:01
ITS AMAZING YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Soren » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:44:59
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Wheels Tupay » Mon Feb 18, 2013 22:55:38
Youseff wrote:I can be so lazy
Isn't it the best?
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by SK790 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:37:20
Barry Jive wrote:speaking of kids' shows, has anybody seen Adventure Time? is it good, or just dorkbait
my friend and i spent 3 hours watching these one time. awesome show.
I like teh waether
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by TheFrank » Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:39:02
SK790 wrote:Barry Jive wrote:speaking of kids' shows, has anybody seen Adventure Time? is it good, or just dorkbait
my friend and i spent 3 hours watching these one time. awesome show.
Assuming you were chorched
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by SK790 » Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:40:08
of course.
think that was the last time i did a wake and bake.
think that was the last time i did a wake and bake.
I like teh waether
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Barry Jive » Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:43:29
i'll give it an episode or two
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by EndlessSummer » Mon Feb 18, 2013 23:58:11
Holy shit. Just found out one of my good friends from college has testicular cancer and is losing a nut. Seems localized but not certain. He has 2 young kids. Cancer can really go fuck itself.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by swishnicholson » Tue Feb 19, 2013 01:23:51
Man, I just typed the word "because" in another thread, and then when I looked at the preview it read "barbecue". I sure hope spell check did that, barbecue otherwise I'm losing my mind.
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Re: Bad joks, lame retorts, and other random thoughts
by Rev_Beezer » Tue Feb 19, 2013 01:51:03
STOP THE HARLEM SHAKE THING PLEASE IT MAKES NO SENSE
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